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@jackinmaine 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JenPive How generous of you to tell everyone you know my secret 🤭

After turning 30, I stop keeping track of my age. Some days I'm 32 Other days 34... maybe 36. All I know for sure is I'm definitely not 40.

@CaseyF0504 No

@JenPive Have you seen the ceremony before?

The Watch at Arlington At Arlington, the watch is never empty, duty stands where others have fallen. Each step is measured in honor, each movement earned through discipline. No voice breaks the silence, yet the nation is spoken for here. A turn. A pause. A guard who does not falter. One soldier steps away, another takes the line without hesitation. The mission remains, and the fallen are never left behind. CF

@cynical11b That works too.

@JenPive Casual and chill.

Thirsty and Fierce

@buddydawg77 🤣🤣🤣

@JenPive 🤣🤣

@JenPive 🔥

@BrianCr67431326 TMI

@JenPive Lol my wife hardly ever touched herself and she can cum in 5 seconds 😆

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@BialkoAndrew68 100%

@JenPive Nice and smooth

Springs coming soon ladies 🤣😂🤣😂

@Julssszz1 Pretty much.

😂😂😂

@buddydawg77 @Buddyboy2677 Damn it!

You guys are the best! 🤣

@15Bamakimbo @HellenTrax4329 Lovely and creepy!

QT Your Skull Art All are welcome

@SoveyX 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

brb. I've got to go find a baby to throw cheese at.

@Cloud1a7 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Accurate. 😂

@mymomcare My grandma has these

I still have my mom’s set. Great bowls

@putzisbackbaby Yeppers

@jakelockness316 🤣🤣🤣🤣

More than likely 😁😁

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@MikeBales 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A husband died. A few years later, his wife died. When she reached heaven, she saw her husband and ran to him with tears in her eyes. “Darling, oh how I’ve missed you!” The husband extended his arms, stopping her from embracing him, and said, “Whoa there, woman. The contract was until death.”

@smf_sid_ @88breess @__Dave__1 @15Bamakimbo @Elisabeth6Rose @Xgoddess_visual @MFH_1984 @hersh49135 @PSi614Singh @jimmj1010 @BRAHMAN_EMPIRE @PAULBRITTGARCIA Amazing.

@88breess @__Dave__1 @15Bamakimbo @Elisabeth6Rose @Xgoddess_visual @MFH_1984 @hersh49135 @JenPive @PSi614Singh @jimmj1010 @BRAHMAN_EMPIRE @PAULBRITTGARCIA Your one looks way fierce mate!

QT Dancing Flames TFTT Kim! @15Bamakimbo @Elisabeth6Rose @Xgoddess_visual @MFH_1984 @88breess @hersh49135 @JenPive

@BattleofWolf359 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JenPive 😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were in their obstetrician's waiting room discussing their pregnancies. The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant! The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was in the missionary position when she got pregnant! All of a sudden the blonde burst into tears. Between sobs the brunette & red head finally got her to tell them why she became so upset. She told them she believes she's going to have puppies!!!!!