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LiterallyNobody!

@JenPive

Conservative with a huge helping of MAGA. Located at the corner of FAFO and IDGAF. Army Vet 88H. 🇺🇸

Michigan, USA 参加日 Kasım 2025
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@JenPive How generous of you to tell everyone you know my secret 🤭
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Jack
Jack@jackinmaine·
After turning 30, I stop keeping track of my age. Some days I'm 32 Other days 34... maybe 36. All I know for sure is I'm definitely not 40.
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Casey F
Casey F@CaseyF0504·
@JenPive Have you seen the ceremony before?
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Casey F
Casey F@CaseyF0504·
The Watch at Arlington At Arlington, the watch is never empty, duty stands where others have fallen. Each step is measured in honor, each movement earned through discipline. No voice breaks the silence, yet the nation is spoken for here. A turn. A pause. A guard who does not falter. One soldier steps away, another takes the line without hesitation. The mission remains, and the fallen are never left behind. CF
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Brian Crowe
Brian Crowe@BrianCr67431326·
@JenPive Lol my wife hardly ever touched herself and she can cum in 5 seconds 😆
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Sovey@SoveyX·
brb. I've got to go find a baby to throw cheese at.
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Cloud
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Accurate. 😂
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My moms caregiver
My moms caregiver@mymomcare·
I still have my mom’s set. Great bowls
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AmericaReal
AmericaReal@AmericaReal3·
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
A husband died. A few years later, his wife died. When she reached heaven, she saw her husband and ran to him with tears in her eyes. “Darling, oh how I’ve missed you!” The husband extended his arms, stopping her from embracing him, and said, “Whoa there, woman. The contract was until death.”
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LiterallyNobody!
LiterallyNobody!@JenPive·
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were in their obstetrician's waiting room discussing their pregnancies. The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant! The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was in the missionary position when she got pregnant! All of a sudden the blonde burst into tears. Between sobs the brunette & red head finally got her to tell them why she became so upset. She told them she believes she's going to have puppies!!!!!
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