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Are they miming to a different song?!

@petermcgladdery No Alan Partridge? youtu.be/eRS4Ocbb864?si…

@DanNeidle Which business sectors are going to be most affected by this? You mention social care above, so will it come from the public purse in a large proportion of cases?

@LloydsBank Funnily enough, I don't have time to wait on hold on a Friday afternoon; now you know there's an issue at Lloyds end perhaps you can escalate?

@Jobbo73 Hi. I'm Colin S. Sorry to hear that. Have you contacted us via the app or dekstop site about this?

@LloydsBank Is there a problem with your systems this afternoon? Can't set up a new payee on the website or app?

@LloydsBank And comes up with the Cookie Consent pop-up first, every single time.

@LloydsBank Thats using Online for Business, for reference. Have not tried personal or Commercial Banking Online.

@faycbuk Hello from a new follower! I found your account after seeing @dank_ackroyd had been blocked by Mr Eastwick, and remembering I avoid his sauces after seeing him being objectionable on here years ago. Your work is excellent, keep it up 😃

Well a big HELLO to all the lovely new followers. And of course to Eastwick's flying monkeys. And not forgetting you Elliot! always with fresh and incredibly poorly-disguised fake accounts. Every time you attack a bigger fish, more of us come forward. Tick tock Elliot.

@candyshopsk @AntonyWrites After test driving an Alpine A110, I think I’m going to buy a current model MX5. If they weren’t made in such numbers they’d be considered incredibly special.

@AntonyWrites Miatas are satisfying if one comes from a normal, run-of -the-mill car. Once a driver tries a French special, though, almost nothing else compares. Their dynamics/tactility spoil you for good.

@SecretConveySol Since they can’t rely on it, if they plan to copy it or rely on it without doing their own due diligence I’d say their PI insurers may be somewhat worried.

Acting for a buyer and I have been asked by a lender’s solicitors to produce to them my report on title to my client. Surely this is a privileged document?

@candyshopsk Kinda looks like one of those AI images where the AI doesn't know how many fingers to draw.

The more, the lairier...

@SecretConveySol That's ridiculous. The original request was too - often a previously leasehold property has access rights to the rear in the lease only and not on the freehold, so by merging the lease and extinguishing it a defect could be created. This isn't one of course 😄

After insisting we do this, the solicitor then isn’t happy that the new title doesn’t refer to the original ground rent due under the lease, despite this now being extinguished and has advised her client to withdraw saying it’s a defect in title! Where do they learn this stuff?

@timoldland Mk1 Fiesta, mk2 Polo (though it was only the saloon that had the different shaped lights), Jag XJ40 all had different lights depending on trim off the top of my head.

Is the new Landcruiser the first car to come with two different headlight options in the same model year? Which do you prefer? Vote in the next tweet! I’m Team Rectangle 👍

@DavidHenigUK Really sorry for your loss, David.

Thank you all for the many warm wishes following the passing of my mother. She would have been touched as well. Must confess, do not think anything in life prepares one for this. Life and work must go on, but right to say with a lot more stresses and strains...

With @SimonHenig, we're sad to announce the passing of our mother, Baroness Ruth Henig, Deputy Speaker, daughter of refugees, a life well lived as academic, author, football fan, walker, beer drinker, bridge player, grandmother, Chair in the security industry, music lover.

@nearlylegal Just remind your staff that they work for free today. It’s enough to brighten anyone’s day 😄

@JamesTaylorEVO Is @matwatsoncars going to be using them for a Carwow drag race now you're under the same ownership?

Do you own a #Lotus Elise S2 or Evora? Would you be interested in taking part in an evo magazine photoshoot next week? If so, please drop me a line. Thank you

@MouseInTheCourt There are too few people pursuing these failings - your tenacity is appreciated.

Earlier today I was told the parties legal reps have effectively been granted anonymity, and they now have 7 days to object. This is a request for bankruptcy judgment. Application, and judgment hand down, heard in open court #openjustice

This is wrong @HMCTSgovuk There is an automatic entitlement to copies of judgments handed down in open court We don’t have secret judgments in England!

@RosaEaton @Herring1967 @Carpervert @sniffpetrol - a little bit of history. Looks like it may well have done that all day back in C19th.

@Herring1967 And as a bonus the Blursed first steam-powered Dildo from 1869.

Another Emergency Questions compilation for you - this one about what people would like to own from a museum or art gallery - play.acast.com/s/rhlstp/rhlst… It's a lot of fun. Come and see RHLSTP on tour richardherring.com/rhlstp

@weirdlilguys Even he’s not sure what he’s doing. How am I supposed to know.

quick what’s ur cat doing right now

@HubNutVids Aberdeen to Le Mans in 1996 by car (mk2 Scirocco) is close to 700 road miles but with the ferry from Portsmouth to Caen, it took 2 days so probably doesn’t count. St Albans to Aberystwyth and back in a day; 550 miles in an Elise left me frazzled.