Joe Warren

If at @Couchie_31’s cheesy grin can get 50 retweet’s I’ll donate 50 quid to charity

@jimmer_cole Bit like your forehead

Huge.

Tan is that strong at the moment only a couple shades off being light skinned 👨🏾

Southgate out.

Would genuinely rather go to work than royal Cornwall.

2023 was going so bloody well started a business, got engaged ….. until the last day…. My gets Wallet stolen.

@DeadlineDayLive @Couchie_31 would fuck him off there in a heartbeat

🚨Which player from your club would you like to send to the Saudi Pro League? 🇸🇦🤔👇

@FFCommunity_ That hits the wall a 100 out of a 100 times….

@SethCouch_ Good riddance

Argyle are gonna do the double over West Brom this year and I’m gonna have to move somewhere far far away

@AerLingus flights delayed nearly 3 hours so you give us €6.50 in credit? Ya taking the piss? That doesn’t even cover a pint in an airport

@footballtweet @DeadlineDayLive @Couchie_31

You can choose one current footballer to get in a boxing ring with a prime Mike Tyson, who are you choosing? 🥊 GO. 👇

@jimmer_cole Joke compared too you! Rumour has it you still haven’t even hit a boundary yet! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Blokes a joke. 😳😳

@wilky_90 It’s the europa league mate! It’s like winning the special Olympic’s even if you win it you’re still a spastic.

This club!!!!!! ❤️

Best impression of chewbacca sent too this number +447901754027 I’ll donate 50 quid too a charity of their choice! Must be at least 20 entries so please share! (WhatsApp only) #chewy

@BSchweinsteiger @ManUtd Why are you squinting? It’s dark.

I‘m with you Old Trafford 💪🏻 Let’s go Red Devils 🔴 @ManUtd

Days like this make me realise how stupid I must of been too choose an outside occupation! 🙄

@ladbible @Couchie_31’s poo tooth

Name something the UK needs to sort the f**k out as soon as possible...

@Couchie_31 Made my day!

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Class! 👏

@PafcJosh Is that Micheal’s brother?