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@JonIsTheFuture

Pronouns: Your majesty/His highness. The memes may be shitty, but they're mine. Father. Person of colors. Reply Guy. Relax, it's satirical

Midtown, Manhattan 参加日 Nisan 2009
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@DramaAlert Nigga just went down there to show off his folding phone
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DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
Clavicular's father leaves Miami after FAILING an intervention attempt on Clav, TMZ reports. 💔
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@MarioNawfal Lmao Only someone with their head on the same or getting the $7000 per post would believe that
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
It's starting to look more and more like Trump tells Netanyahu what to do, and not the other way around
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@BrianAtlas He's got a chemo fetish too?
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Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
Hasan Piker fangirl “shaved whole body just in case”. 🤡🌎
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
Wow I’ve gotten so many Goodreads follow request nice to see the sharp uptick in literacy
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Merlin Capital 🧙‍♂️@merlinscapital·
DISAPPEARANCE OF US UFO SCIENTISTS LINKED TO A FOREIGN OPERATION TRUMP TO GIVE UPDATE ON THE LARGE NUMBER OF DISAPPEARANCES IN A WEEK AND A HALF
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@HoopsCrave Good for her, more people with downs should be allowed to procreate
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Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave·
Ice Spice is reportedly pregnant.
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@PaulaYScanlan Add not having a penis to that list
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@RT_com Where he read this:
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@Kick_Champ Oh no, not the ....Mog World Order 🤣
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KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ·
Clavicular’s friend Androgenic was reportedly KICKED OUT and shipped back to Australia after showing no awareness during Clavicular’s overdose and failing to deliver content throughout Mog World Order 🫢 Via WandoAscends
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@Thebestfigen My wife's sphincter when I hint at anal
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The Best@Thebestfigen·
When the roof of Mercedes-Benz Stadium closes, the logo of the person who paid for it appears.
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@nypost Have we even assessed what she was wearing yet?
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New York Post@nypost·
College frat bro allegedly punches, strangles and rapes woman at fraternity house: cops trib.al/W6mGy39
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@kirawontmiss Little did they know he was getting his shit pushed in by Diddy
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KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat·
Rep. @laurenboebert on congressional sexual misconduct allegations: "Why is everyone so horny here? Go to church. Find Jesus."
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@PopCrave Isn't it only for like 2000 random kids and government employees?
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Pop Crave@PopCrave·
Zohran Mamdani when asked Cardi B or Nicki Minaj: “Cardi B […] We’re already teaming up with Cardi B to put out the word about universal childcare.”
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@nypost You know her vagina looks like pork rinds
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
President Trump has appointed Dr. Erica Schwartz, MD, JD, MPH as the new Director of the CDC.
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