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@NotTheRealIsaac @PreKobeEra @BiasedSlightly Because another guy was playing way better than you and was almost universally considered to be better than you and you also played worse than draymond green in the finals

I’m coming off of a MVP + Championship - following that up with leading my team to the best regular season record in history (as the clear best player on the team). Consistently outperforming other MVP level candidates in head-to-heads, while leading the league is almost every advanced stat. On top of finishing the season averaging the most efficient 30 ball in league history, and win b2b MVP’s (the second one being by unanimous choice) - how am I not the best player in the league? Explain.

they’re coming after my GOAT for this but Steph was really never considered the consensus best player in the league

@PreKobeEra @BiasedSlightly No, but you’re changing the definition of the MVP award. It’s not the best player in the league award and it never was.

@BiasedSlightly Wait, the only unanimous MVP in league history was NEVER considered the consensus best player in the league? Did they change unanimous and consensus meanings recently?

@CoreyW94 @KirkWrites79 The movie literally is a comedy though??

@KirkWrites79 It is a twist because it was hidden from the audience. Going in blind you are expecting a comedy drama and you know from the trailer there might be something off about it but it’s not revealed because it’s meant to be revealed on first watch not prior to seeing the film.

How is it a twist if it happens at the beginning of the movie???

@abbeygale Most people online are Nazis now

Why is my entire tl so anti Alana Haim all of the sudden

@hhattrixx @ryandpetersen Media literacy 0

@ryandpetersen drama spoilers// not only did she not do it, she then realized how awful her plan was and dedicated years of her life to anti gun activism!! she repented!!

If the love of my life told me they almost shot up their school as a teen but got cold feet, I’d just be like “damn that’s wild” and keep it moving

@RutWZRD @sum1saiditinnit I think you’re not mildly a nazi

@sum1saiditinnit did u also interpret rachel to be mildly racist lol

also i don’t think the drama is raceblind, without spoiling emma wouldn’t make any sense as a character if she was white

@1stEthicalLeo Guys we need to put infiltrating the Iranian nuclear program on hold. Young thug has a new album.

@Jordanuz8a awwww

nah this is so scary

@1stEthicalLeo The lyrics are obviously real. The retarded part is you thinking the Israeli government paid for this

@MCMKda @Sherman_FFB This might be really shocking to you but to American Jews, even ones not affiliated with the Israeli government, supporting Hitler is considered to be offensive. So being punished for supporting Hitler provides 0 evidence of Israeli involvement

@Jordanuz8a @Sherman_FFB they run troll farms and disinformation campaigns constantly....how is any evidence going to pass your "sniff test"? I guarantee you will dismiss it either for free or for monetary value. You also didn't dispute the fact that they were unfairly chastised...

“Israel” made Puka drink 14 beers, blackout and bite a woman so hard on her shoulder that it broke skin. Notice what’s happening

@MCMKda @Sherman_FFB Kanye said he loved Hitler and Kyrie shared a pro hitler doc. You say how is “any” evidence going to pass my sniff test when you have given 0 evidence. Half the owners are Jewish, a guy getting punished for supporting Hitler is evidence Israel was involved? U can’t be serious.

@MCMKda @Sherman_FFB You have shown 0 evidence of Israeli involvement

@Jordanuz8a @Sherman_FFB They can act like crazy people; it's the response that was Israeli. Kyrie was suspended and forced to grovel to a bunch of elite Jews, Kanye lost his record deal and subsequently had to do the same. Had they been racist to whites or Chinese or just beat women....

@MCMKda @Sherman_FFB So let me get this straight they forced him to drink 14 beers? Like puka was kidnapped by the Mossad? Just tryna get the theory straight

@Jordanuz8a @Sherman_FFB While it's probably not the case, there is precedent for this. Isn't it true that Israel is not privy to mess and meddle with American celebrities, particularly those who were antisemitic? Cough cough Kyrie Kanye cough cough

@MCMKda @Sherman_FFB Let me get this straight you think Israel forced puka nakua to get drunk and bite people

@Sherman_FFB I mean it took one Google search to see Israel has indeed forced alcohol consumption on Gaza Detainees. So like, you could make your joke better by not virtue signaling but hey you're Jewish so you have to support your apartied state. cheers.

@94Represent @PurpGoldLakers You may not get participation points but 0 serious people but being first to lose is a lot worse than being the last to lose to anybody with a brain. Kobe would laugh at you if he was alive.

@Jordanuz8a @PurpGoldLakers Losing on the biggest stage after you've declared yourself the best player on the planet with a stacked team is 10x more embarrassing. You don't get participation points for being the last to lose. Lol Enjoy those stats tho. They won't wash away the stench from that 4-6 record😂

Lebron James is now: 🔸 1st in PTS 🔸 1st in FGM 🔸 1st in MP 🔸 1st in WINS 🔸 1st in playoff PTS 🔸 1st in playoff FGM 🔸 1st in playoff STL 🔸 1st in playoff DREB 🔸 1st in playoff FTM 🔸 1st in playoff MP 🔸 1st in playoff GP 🔸 1st in playoff W 🔸 1st in 30-point games 🔸 1st in 20-point games 🔸 1st in 10-point games 🔸 1st in All-Star selections 🔸 1st in All-NBA selections 🔸 1st in First-Team All-NBA selections 🔸 1st in seasons played 🔸 1st in Finals triple-doubles THE KING STANDS ALONE 👑

@shitmookiesays Ryan gosling and brad Pitt dont put asses in seats 😭😭😭😭😭yeah okay. So happy that OBAA beat sinners.

@Jordanuz8a Awards, talent & asses in seats is what you use as value. Brad Pitt historically does not put asses in seats. Ryan gosling does not put asses in seats- yet they’re paid like they are. Why? Cause they’re pretty and white and that’s what sells

Just so you know Denzel Washington, was paid $12M for Training Day, $20M for Man of Fire and the Equalizer series. He only made $40M for American Gangster. Spike Lee makes $3M - $10M per project. Jordan Peele is paid $10M per project he writes and directs. We are not the same.

@shitmookiesays You are the one who is wrong. He was paid 20 million for American Gangster.

@Jordanuz8a All this yapping loud and wrong to who?

@94Represent @PurpGoldLakers Getting to the finals and losing is 10 times less embarassing than losing to a 1st or 2nd round squad of bums. Lebron passed Kobe in points after playing for less time and passed Jordan in points with 1200 fewer bricked shots. He also never raped anyone

@PurpGoldLakers Played 8 more seasons than Jordan, 3 more than Kobe, with much more help and still has less rings than both of them. Someone's overcompensating for those finals loses.