Jacque Cline

Okay, Chris Young. You have me. 😭 #AllDogsGoToHeaven

WHEN?????

@_camisparadise You’re so lucky! 🤩🤪

I feel so lucky this morning! 🤩 *lol* Delete.. Delete.. Delete!

Reba McEntire needs to re-record “Why Haven’t I Heard From You”. But like, updated tech version. Like, instead of briefcase phones and car phones, like, iPhones and Facebook and Zoom.

It’s LITERALLY a tradition. #IndependenceDay #Independencedaymovie #jeffgoldblum #billpullman #willsmith #tradition

Thomas J. Whitmore was the greatest President of all time. #ProveMeWrong

@IamChrisPorter Well done.

The kids at my cousins school found out recently there is an immune disorder ravaging the reptile community. They have decided to sell sports drinks as a way to raise funds to help find a cure. They’re calling the fundraiser ‘Gatorades for Gator AIDS’

@TellEmSteveDave Honestly it should be the only face on the poster. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’ll admit I’m mildly surprised that I didn’t make the poster but no matter, the Joker cruises are awesome from start to finish. Come join us for Space Monkeys! instagram.com/p/CryRcXGOLq9/…

@SalVulcano Love a good three-way

Taste Buddies! Huge three-way battle today!

@bertkreischer I’m listening to a couple coworkers discuss their sons’ last basketball game last night, and one of them has a child named John Henry.

Ok. Gen X ad tally: Safety Dance Human League Indiana Jones Clueless Michael Keaton Batman Caddyshack Zoolander.

@McClainTrain @IamChrisPorter

@IamChrisPorter Is this about beer shits?

You can be sad it’s over or grateful that it happened at all. It’s always your choice.

Christina was the MVP of the plane crash. No contest. #Greys

EDIT: @chefanneburrell I’m coming. I will learn from you. Count on it.

People I aim to please before I die: -My parents. -Jeff Goldblum. -@GordonRamsay . -@SimonCowell . That is all.

@wx_zoe have you ever seen The Ranch? You are my dads Tanya Showers. I really wanna get a signed pic or a personal video or such for him, for Christmas. If that’s in your stars, can you please message me? He loves you. And not in a gross way, I swear. ❤️

@MLBNetwork Greg Maddux, John Smoltz, Tom Glavine, Steve Avery

Who’s on your baseball Mt. Rushmore?

25 years later…. Titanic deserved way more awards than it already got for it’s time.

@ZaneDaniels @IamChrisPorter You’re not wrong

Michael Caine. Is such a treasure. Be good to him. He deserves it. ❤️