Justin Armstrong

@MatthewBerryTMR Shane Vereen to net me 13.5 in .5 ppr. That Megatron...

I told Frank to have hope. I told him to have no fear. But he didn't understand. Because Frank is a turtle.

Vegetarianaryanism: Those who eat only vegetable eating white people. I hear its low in carbs.

Its kind to pronounce people's names correctly. Unless you don't know them. That makes it creepy. Especially if you are whispering.

@uwsprel311 I invented a new phrase. It's called pope-ing. It's like hoping, but you have hope in the pope. I really pope this catches on.

I have 3 tweets. I'm following 8 people. I have 12 followers. 23.