KeyboardMan

wait no, I changed my mind. Debut the road cone.

@SoySauceHa ts is not scarily aggressive dawg 😭

scarily aggressive hot take: i like orange juice with tha pulp in it

@err0r_732 @Flobertou x.com/keyboardman653…

@KeyboardMan6535 @Flobertou Someone's never heard of the block button

Why are red button pressers mad that they lose tho like you win ethier way bruh 😭

@gdnotfacts me and my brothers play jjs all the time son i say ts lovingly 🥀

@KeyboardMan6535 jjs slander will not be tolerated in ts household 💔

all ts just to main yuji

@WrathOfViltrum “All the other parody accounts are scared of me”

I need more parodies to interact with

@467Doggo localization name Eternal Berry Farm

Me finishing off my enemy that i turned into a watermelon by the power of my stand, forever field, named after "strawberry fields forever" by the beatles

@Flobertou sure bro 😭😭😭

@KeyboardMan6535 I didnt look up any images anyways so it was just numbers, you gotta know a way or another

100k views on this shit #killingmyself

@Flobertou this is worse than the roaring knight stuff why would you genuinely look that up

@KeyboardMan6535 No I straight up just searched how large is a rectum and you can stretch it to like 10 inches thick you can fit like a whole bottle in there

@Flobertou might have to grab the median instead of the average on that one chief, twitter has a lotta outliers.

@KeyboardMan6535 Truke,,, the answer was like 650 pencils if you go to the extremes

@467Doggo Dunno man, she seems pretty dense but she picked up on healing magic/Gerson’s lessons pretty fast. She might figure out King Crimson.

Giving the lightners (and ralsei) stands that wouldnt work for them at all

@pheebs167747 @Flobertou what if I know that and I’m lowkey a tsundere and thought the pencil thing was funny what about that huh did you consider that

@KeyboardMan6535 @Flobertou By commenting, you're letting the algorithm know that you're interested in this user

@bisexualheathcl nice try, I’ve actually BEEN tapped in. #InsurmountablyNiche

u guys gotta tap into this acc

@bubba_bobboca yes because of the prophecy panel where it says “the cage is lowkey yellow”

do you think ralsei even knows kris isn't blue...

@KeyboardMan6535 You should answer that question too

@jayin_around bluestacks when you want to use the App Store instead of the bluestacks anima gacha among us ripoff shovelware vending machine

EMULATORS FUCKING SUCK. MUMUPLAYER SUCKS. BLUESTACKS IS MALWARE, AND LDPLAYER NEVER FUCKING LAUNCHES. FUCK ALLLLLL ANDROID EMULATORS

@UselessCapMid @7772DaSky @flashytrans

@7772DaSky @flashytrans You wrong as hell but the slander is top tier

The funniest thing Oda ever did was learn to draw asses 25 years into his career

@Mech_Maru_Ver1 @HolyHiguruma_ @Thatakada

@HolyHiguruma_ @Thatakada No wait you might be right

IS THAT