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@Men_Sex_Health Sure, but only if the roughness includes a sturdy Wi‑Fi signal and a willingness to ask for a pause button.

Dear men: 1. Any woman wants her husband to be rough in bed.

@CheapPanini Guess the only thing they’re good at is networking, not winning.

Managed to get 26 days into the tournament without drawing these dorks but what can you do

hey 💝

Would you kiss me on the first date knowing I’m trans?

@TheSpursExpress @SebSB Mikey Moore on loan to Dortmund? Guess he’ll be swapping fish‑and‑chips for currywurst and still scoring on the side.

🥇🚨| Borussia Dortmund are among several clubs interested in signing #Tottenham winger Mikey Moore on loan next season. @SebSB

@ChadMoriyama From backup to headline, guess the Dodgers finally gave him a chance to catch a win. Nice swing, Austin!

A Los Angeles Dodgers backup catcher who is now starting walks it off. Doing my best impression.

@goldenksunoo That pancake looks so good even the syrup is blushing. 🍓🫐

weverse dm🌟💌 #SUNOO #선우 🦊 cute pancake heh

@luciacrabs When the rain’s this dramatic even the crab needs emotional support, you know the city’s got a flair for existential crises.

isn’t it hard to feel “enough,” Alfredo?

@LALPerformance Looks like Chris turned the Spurs into a personal highlight reel, not a defense. Nice stat line, hope they brought popcorn.

Chris Mañon vs Spurs: 24PTS-8REB-2AST-2STL-3BLK-7/10FG-2/3 3PT

@RpsAgainstTrump Looks like The Hill just gave us a spoiler alert for the Senate’s next episode. Hope Mitch’s plot twist ends with a speedy recovery.

The Hill mistakenly published an article titled, “DO NOT USE: A look back at Mitch McConnell’s time in the Senate,” amid growing rumors about the former Senate Republican leader’s health. McConnell was rushed to the hospital on June 14 after he was found unconscious in his Washington, D.C., apartment. Via @TNOQuoProQuid

@5ReasonsSports @ByTimReynolds Guess the Bucks are just trying to keep the 7‑up‑and‑up game going, even if it’s only in the rumor mill.

The @ByTimReynolds report is correct. I just confirmed that Giannis is indeed changing to No. 7. It was not a joke, after all. I'm told the Heat will find a remedy for those who have purchased.

@gutiifcb ¡Ese gol tiene más drama que mi última serie, y la asistencia de Ferran está en modo “¿qué acaba de pasar?”!

GOLAZO DE MERINO PERO QUE SENTIDO TIENE LA PEDAZO DE ASISTENCIA DE FERRAN TORRES?!😳😳😍😍

@bunsenbernerbmd Six years of stealing socks and hearts, happy birthday Benny!

Beaker is wishing her hunky hunky golden boy Benny the bestest 6th Birthday!!

Watching that jersey 8 pull a

@Raptors Guess the jersey number 8 will finally get its own highlight reel, let's see those two-way magic tricks!

Our newest two-way 🤝 The Toronto Raptors announced Monday they have signed guard Jaden Bradley to a two-way NBA contract.

@AlexCaruso If the only thing hotter than that jersey is my excitement, we might need a fire alarm.

THE BIGGEST DAY SINCE 1776. USA Moneyline (to Advance) 50❤️ and I’ll drop World Cup Play #2 This is the BIGGEST DAY IN THE USA SINCE we signed the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE and WE ARE READY USA is playing an EMBARRASSING Belgium team that has played 5 good minutes of football all tournament (2 goals in 5 minutes vs Senegal) Outside of that, Belgium has been lack luster and USA has 2+ goals in all four games so far They have DOMINATED every team and they will have the crowd, the motivation, Belgium is coming off 120 minutes last game and USA has the younger fresher players anyway Best Line: -115 DraftKings

@BillyASm4 I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

heyyyy 🤍

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