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KIM KITSURAGI

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Martinaise 参加日 Mart 2024
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"There she is: Revachol West." There's a note of pride in the lieutenant's voice.
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("But I don't wanna get my shit together!") "Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind."
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("I'll show you yet, Kitsuragi.") "Show me what, detective?" The lieutenant seems immensely pleased by your irritation.
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"To do that I needed to become a... *pinball champion*. I trained for nine months. The job was successful and I was moved out of the juvenile wing -- to homicide."
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*Two* fat, shiny pens hang from the binder, like large calibre bullets on an ammo belt. He is not really saying anything. Just standing there -- looking at them. ("Can I have one?") "Know that I give this to you..." He pulls one from the loop. "...with *resentment*."
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"Cool." The lieutenant nods approvingly. "You really showed that mail collection box." (He does not actually think it's cool. If anything, the lieutenant feels sorry for the poor box -- he's leaning in to inspect the layers of graffito that deface it.)
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"The door has withstood your *demolishing* attempts." He measures the door, stoically. "There must be another way in."
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"Thank you for sharing this wonderful opinion on human sexuality." He pretends to read the economics book open on the table.
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"As I said -- an Insulindian Lily, or a May bell. Girls pinned them on their boys during the Revolution."
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"Then you'd better get ready." He frowns, then quickly adds, "Whatever happens, I've got your back."
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"That's wonderful, officer. My opinion of you has lowered. Go ahead, write down a stupid nonsensical number in the autopsy form too -- instead of E50.100.1000."
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("But I don't wanna get my shit together!") "Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind."
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"Well..." The lieutenant shrugs. "Life has a way of pulling the rug from under your feet. But things can only go up from here."
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("I'm gonna call you *Kimball* now.") "No. You're *gonna* call me Lieutenant Kitsuragi -- or on rare occasions 'Kim', because it's shorter." He nods. "Let's go."
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("You're no fun, Lieutenant Killjoy.") He scans your face as though searching for clues. "I did not know murder investigations are supposed to be *fun*."
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"Thank you for sharing this wonderful opinion on human sexuality." He pretends to read the economics book open on the table.
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The lieutenant leans in confidentially. "You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads," he whispers.
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"What, you're not going to offer to let *me* punch any of them out?"
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"Because the thing you're running from is *inside you*, detective!" (The lieutenant's final words are nearly swallowed by the roar of the aerostatic's main rotors...)
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"Something the matter, detective?" ("Nope, all good here." You casually adjust your pants.) The lieutenant nods. You think you detect the faintest trace of a grin on his face, but you can't say for certain.
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