Dave Chappelle Corby

When you have Warrnambool Races at 12 but need to invade Poland at 3

@MarkP7186012653 @jordan_mc12 Mid season draft

@jordan_mc12 NHH to be an Eagle in a matter of weeks

Plenty of young talent in the mix for some early senior footy. State 18s pair Lucas Robinson and Leo Steed impressed in pre-season outings. Koby LeCras has been training with the seniors. Noah Hibbins-Hargreaves and Tom Phillips a couple of new faces. wafootball.com.au/news/aami-rook…

@brentford_daily That’s Clavicular

Brentford Fans 🐝 When Tottenham go down what player should we take from them? ⬇️ Il start:

@Readingthegame2 I don’t think they’ll rush Hewett back this week

RD4 could get SCARY No Yeo, Dev & Duggan. Have harshly swapped Malakai in over Newton. Brock in for needed height and Macrae for bigger body.

@unglobular @Kuytstanding So long as the rehab goes to plan, he’s going to be very good

@Kuytstanding And Nobody yet talking about Sam Allen who was trending as a Top 10 Draft Pick. He didn't get a jumper in the 40's He got #12

Harley. Jobe. Willem. Bo. Cooper. Josh. Reuben. Archer. Elijah. Etc. Mini. Lovely.

@WestCoastEagles Bo next please

No. 1 draft pick Willem Duursma has been recognised as the round three Telstra AFL Rising Star nominee westcoasteagles.com.au/news/1984771

@Tbagrocks32 @AFL @7AFL @FOXFOOTY Pub ain’t even gonna be open

Why did @AFL block me? Because I call out rubbish like this! #AFLPowerEagles 12 start in Adelaide? What time is that in Perth? Muppets @7AFL @FOXFOOTY What is wrong with you pathetic idiots? 🧐

@JoshGarlepp @sirswampthing Josh no

.@sirswampthing what has been the hamstring injury rate increase since phub went down across the #afl Could be cortisol related.

@EaglenationPod Classic never played proper footy never been injured brain

Wish the club would just come out and be transparent with injury ranges instead of TBC, they have a good idea on how long. What’s your thoughts?

@DrutangReborn Levelling up Dragonair midway through woulda felt good

Rate my team

@AFL @Mattrine93 the goat

Hugh Dixon is on fire 🔥 The former Fremantle and West Coast Eagles player has kicked four goals for the Devils.

@TheWestSport I’m hoping he won’t stick around this week

West Coast forward Jamie Cripps is hoping he can stick around the Eagles for more than just this year as a new wave of recruits brings an "exciting" feel around the club. buff.ly/5A4XFFq

@outbreezyWC @Mattrine93

in one game as a debutant coach, Steven King has equaled Andrew McQualter’s entire win total from last year

@BurtRetard @SolBrah He not beating the Mongolian allegations

How I start yelling 2 seconds into my focused ball slapping session

@lukyydukes I have a feeling they name Reid over CDT, simply due to Queensland being a greasy shithole this time of year and wanting him to debut in favourable conditions

Team prediction, Round 1 vs GCS 😬

@nuffingtonpost McCarthy play marbles?

7 years …

@AFL That there should have been 9 games

What was your biggest takeaway from Opening Round? Thanks to Continental Tyres.

@GhostOfChampJc As much as we should have gone up that year, I’ve always felt doing it a year later is why we’ve stayed up

Loser Thomas frank couldn't get this team promoted. Every now and then I look back at that squad and laugh.

@AJG_87 Should have taken Jacob Blight for nothing

Tylar Young, you’re making me miss Rhett Bazzo mate

@thesoopabees It’s after 1am in Aus and I might not sleep tonight

Worst ever English European team of all time incoming? 🔥