Luke Lizenby

Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving.

So I'm in the Yum Center for the 1st time, the ceiling is a little bare. They should try to get some banners to hang up or something.

Look on the bright side Aaron Hernandez, you've gone almost 6 hours without being connected to another murder.

@Walker_Stalkers Rise of Governor was great!! Didn't see the ending coming

If we took all the guns out of video games, Oregon Trail would just be about some poor family dying of dysentery while their oxen drown.

@Jeremy_Mathes I'm gonna try to get off for #DerbyCityComicCon this year, have you checked out the one coming up in Lexington soon?

@Jeremy_Mathes @WalkingDead_AMC Best Show on TV right now

East coasters (and people who watch the east coast feed) awesome, right? @ScottMGimple totally killed on this episode.

Crazy Morgan!!!! #TheWalkingDead

God bless Harbor Freight

What the hell Tyrese? #TheWalkingDead

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"@jonlajoiecomedy: An adult luring random kids on to his property with candy is only illegal 364 days a year."

@SamuelLJackson As a Cowboys fan, I've come to accept Romo will fumble or toss an INT at the worst possible time in every single close game.

J. Michael Straczynski To Write Film Based On Valiant Comic ‘Shadowman’ deadline.com/2012/10/j-mich… via @nikkifinke

"@nickkroll: I'm very uncomfortable w/ Peyton Manning calling Papa John "Papa"."

Boom!! RT @ThatPacerGuyDQ9: Walking from Louisville 2 Indy 2 raise $ 4 a friend fighting bone marrow cancer. Facebook.com/walkingforkevin

having a severe hangover @ 230 sucks major balls