IamtheBrainwasher

Thoughtful means caring; so what word means I’m full of thoughts?

mood - pissy wren

Mood - it’s not my job to make your life easy

I think I learned to play poker in scouts.

I know this counts as a total first world problem, but I haven’t had a good papaya all season

Due to the current state of things I have decided to become goo xox

Dad Joke Why do gas stations charge you to fill up your tires? Inflation

Wow, i went down the Reddit rabbit hole and sort of abanoned twitter for a while reddit.com/user/Emergency…

spring has sprung, the grass has riz, its 40 degrees so fuk this shiz

Did you know all Egyptian doctors are Cairo-practors? 🤣

its nice when a life rule has more than one application so you dont have to learn things twice

@Sumbookfreak See this is why I think they should make gender, neutral clothing, and then pants can just come in length and width increments because honestly for my body type men’s pants fit better

Today’s adulting looked like trying on pants. I deserve so much coffee.

@Sumbookfreak I do have little T-Rex arms, so I guess it makes sense that I have a little T-Rex legs