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@DommyPicks @DexsTweets That would not go well. Just ask Cleveland.

@DexsTweets wait. it's not during games? lol

#MNTwins are offering $2 beers in the following circumstances in 2026: $2 pregame beers for MyTwins Choice and reserved members for every game. $2 pregame beers for all fans on Friday-Saturdays. $2 pregame Happy Hours on beers, hot dogs, and snacks on Fridays.

@colinokeefe Awesome and desperate.

The Mariners wouldn’t *dare* but this is awesome.

@aditstappen And I think Lewis even called this just hard racing, or something. He didn’t complain about it that I saw.

If this was any driver other than Max, it will be celebrated as "real hard racing" btw. Cases in point being Russell's divebomb on Max last week and Leclerc's move in Zaandvort which actually won overtake of the month 😭😭

@MatthewHLeach The X link in your Twins email newsletter still goes to Do-Hyoung Park’s page! @dohyoungpark

@ZestyKermit @AngieMentink Thanks for fixing your post, but I just had to add: What’s she gonna do at espn? They’re dumping baseball. Cornhole? Tag? MMA? That place is emptyworld.

@AngieMentink Angie, if ESPN doesn't pick you up after this bankruptcy, I'll lose all faith in sports broadcasting. You are the 🐐

Just a bit of joy to kick off the front half of your day…

@immennothim @tkwg0 @MarinerMuse Gotta admit, pretty clever burn. Hate the A**tros, but I like you!

@tkwg0 @MarinerMuse Oh I’m good. Anyways. Out of curiosity.. what exactly do yall usually do in the month of October? Cause I’m not used to this. Figured I’d ask an expert of a team that’s used to having Octobers free. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

Astros elimination number is down to 1!

@immennothim @tkwg0 @MarinerMuse Let’s face it Ms fans, the A**tros live rent free in our heads. We need to not wait 24 years for the next division win. It’s really hard to get to or win the World Series, and you have to be playing in October a bunch.

@tkwg0 @MarinerMuse Or are a bunch of Seattle fans compulsively replying to me? Kind of like you? Kettle meet pot.

@VictorJacksonX @psychotronica_ No need to hedge. She is. Well, plus the Ken Russell bits.

@psychotronica_ Amanda Donohoe got top billing over both a young Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi in this movie. And you know what? She's likely the best part of it.

logging on & ready to post The Lair of the White Worm 1988 / United Kingdom / Ken Russell 🫦sound on🫦

@smc429 Someone’s bringing receipts

The Trump Team Steve Bannon faced a domestic violence charge. Rob Porter's ex-wife had been regularly beaten and kicked. See the photo of her black eyes for reference. Brad Parscale was arrested after beating his wife and cocking a gun. The cops said she was covered in bruises. He also cries when he doesn't get sex. Two women accused Mike Lindell of physically abusing them. Mike violated a restraining order by his ex after he beat her with a dowel. GOP Natl Committee Finance Chairman, Elliott Broidy was accused by his mistress of physically abusing her during sex then forcing her to have an abortion. He also refused to wear a condom and told her after the fact that he had herpes. Corey Lewandowsky (45's then campaign manager) forcibly grabbed a female reporter and although it was on tape, nobody prosecuted him Alex Acosta resigned after he was called out for giving Epstein a sweetheart deal for his multitude of crimes against women. Current campaign manager, Jason Miller spiked his mistress's Smoothie with an abortion pill, ending the pregnancy while putting the woman in a coma after she didn't want to get an abortion. Supporters, Russell Brand and Andrew Tate are serial rapists. One was arrested by Interpol 2024 Presidential Nominee, Donald Trump is a convicted rapist who has a minimum of 17 accusations of sexual misconduct against him. He was also a regular at Epstein's mansion and his first wife who is buried behind a golf clubhouse accused him of rape. When it comes to women, Republicans just don't get it.

@jesusesfav @JB_Durham80 @JDVance Is there a mirror?

@JB_Durham80 @JDVance Do you see the demons in the room with you right now?

Dear God, protect Charlie in his darkest hour.

@SethAbramson It’s like Drumf in NJ seeing all the Muslims celebrating the WTC attacks. Fact free zone.

This is a disgusting lie that is clearly intended to incite violence. I have one of the largest accounts on Bluesky, and nearly all the largest accounts there are condemning this vile act as I have. I can’t believe that *even today* Elon Musk continues trying to incite violence.

@TalkinBaseball_ Cookie Rojas

Name an MLB player that wore glasses/goggles on the field Naming random All-Star lineups: youtu.be/ChfTsYn9SiQ

@RT1953BlakesGP @nut_history Add Magic Johnson, Kareem, Hakeem and maybe even Tim Duncan?

@nut_history Bill Russell High School, College, Olympics, Pros. Wilt, Bird, Jordan, West, Dr J, Robinson, Kobe, Oscar I can't pick one.

In your opinion, who’s the greatest NBA player of all-time?

@jsearswriter @amsacramone See her in the Ozu films on the Criterion Channel. They and she are fantastic.

@amsacramone I had never heard of her. 😳 I will make it a point to stay on the lookout.

@RandyMoss Good luck, RM. Retire #84 now, @Vikings

Randymoss.com LET'S MOSS CANCER

@LemieuxLGM 7. Yea: Tales from Topographic Oceans. All 4 sides. (Oops, age reveal).

LOL literally "November Rain." Next songs on the playlist: 1. "Free Bird" 2. "Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands" 3. "Sister Ray" 4. "Echoes" 5. "Supper's Ready"

@joshlchinn @luke_arkins Or the fact his picture should be in a different uniform?

First four MLB seasons...Logan Gilbert and Greg Maddux. #Mariners

@ajpierzynski12 AJ, Twins fan here. I love how you do games, always add fun as well as smarts. Thanks!

Couldn’t say it better myself!!

@stenberg2010 @andluedtke Glad to learn this, I did not know.

Sorry to be wet blanket guy, but if history is any indication, there’s a pretty decent chance any new ownership group is actually worse than the Pohlads.