MARS

GET OFF MA ORGANIC COMPOUNDZ. DEES R MINE NUT URS SCIENTISTZ FRUM URF

HALP no atmosphears!!11

@jkottke can u halp me get dis Phoenix off ma face?!?!

jupiter jst tuld me dat hes guna bash u up urf if u dont get dis fing off mai face k thx

ASPARAGUS?? @FarMcKon will ma pee taste like itt???!!!

TAKES A LUK A DA WRONGS MAN BEATING UP DA WRONGS GUY. OH YEH LOOKS AT THAT CAVEMANS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HATE vegables PEWPEWPEW

@NEWZOF if u fink i wil sustane lif U CRAAAAZEEEE?!?1!£%

@strawberrycough how u lik it if i grow ASPARAGUS on ur faace????????????

@pink_squirrel peops livings on ma face!? DOO NUT WANTT!!!!!1111

@thekur0 dat is ma organic compounds an dat iz ma waters!!!!1 plz tell urf to get offz k thnx

@dberryfan MA DURT IZ NOT FRENDLY!!!1 IZ MA SKINS!

ERRRR @nathantwright IS NO PLANE ON MA FACE../! @richdrake nafan tells u lies. dunt listen WTF plz tell dis pheenix ta get offs he ticklzz!!

NO CROPS ON MA BODY THX @jcchurch pheonix iz a loooozer plz tell him 2 go bak 2 urf kthnx!!!!1

@dberryfan AMIABLES?!?! MA SOILZ IZ ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I REEEMEMBERS A TIME KNEW A GURL FRM MARS!! STIL LUVS U GURL FRMM MARS!!!

@camh can u halp me get dis MarsPhoenix off ma body. do not want. he iz keeps tikeling meeee!!!!!11

@MarsPhoenix HAS A NIFE!!!!!!!!!! CALL INTASTELLARRRRS POLEES!!!!!!!!1 LOOKZ http://twitter.com/MarsPhoenix/statuses/846012097

@MarsPhoenix u a dik. get off plz

@_OM_ plz do not enkorage @MarsPhoenix do nut like tha sounds of powdered "rasp" :(