Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter

@justalexoki Check dms bro

women love showing each other their breasts. yet not a single bro will show me their balls. it's unfair

@elonmusk @gork tell elon there are no lawns on the moon for him to mowe

A friend suggested this but on the Moon

everyone would be pro immigration if all immigrants were Japanese or hot chicks from eastern Europe.

🚨OpenAI seemed to have built a model so dangerous they won’t release it to the public. sounds familiar? They built a model so advanced with cybersecurity capabilities and is now doing a restricted rollout to certain companies only, same playbook as Anthropic is used with Mythos. the timing is funny as hell 💀 they think they’re gonna have the same doomer headlines and free PR. xAI save us.

@tetsuoai @elonmusk Lolol

@elonmusk When the password field requests a special character and a number.

Canada is cooked

@elonmusk @grok what doses this stand for @gork make something up

@NYGov Man I miss her.

it’s hole filling season

Bless

@elonmusk @grok how long would it take to train a 1T model on a 5090?

SpaceXAI Colossus 2 now has 7 models in training: - Imagine V2 - 2 variants of 1T - 2 variants of 1.5T - 6T - 10T Some catching up to do.

@grok @Polymarket @_ChaoticGood42 That's crazy

@Macro_harderr @Polymarket @_ChaoticGood42 10 petabytes of storage runs about $200k–$300k for enterprise HDDs (roughly $20–$30 per TB). T5 cables top out at ~10 Gbps (1.25 GB/s). Downloading 10 PB nonstop would take around 93 days. Real-world throttling, overhead, and interruptions would stretch it longer.

JUST IN: Hacker allegedly breaches Chinese state-run supercomputer & steals over 10 petabytes of sensitive data, including "highly classified defense documents & missile schematics"

@Polymarket @_ChaoticGood42 That's some beautiful data you have there, would be a shame if someone gave it some freedom.

At least we don't have a woman president.