Maggie Rascal

@LaurieBoris Well, that would be an unprecedented move.

Can we ban the word "unprecedented," please?

@LaurieBoris Nopity, nope, nope!

Does anyone but Elon LIKE the X?

What did he know and when did he know it? He knew everything, and he knew it early. #tfg

@repdarrellissa And that’s a bad thing? 🤔

Just when you think Biden’s record can’t get worse: Only this fiscal year, the Border Patrol has arrested 50 people on the FBI’s terror watchlist. That’s more than the previous five years combined.

“Reasonable police officer” is like “I’m/he’s a nice guy” in that anytime it’s repeated ad nauseam, you can bet it isn’t true.

Quick reminder... The 1st Amendment prohibits restriction of speech by the GOVERNMENT. Twitter, Facebook, Amazon, et al are PRIVATE COMPANIES. The Founding Fathers did not intend for the 1st Amendment to be used to force a private company to publish items it deems inappropriate.

@LaurieBoris Unless it’s a situation where you can cede your vaccination slot to your parents, I’d say get the vaccine as soon as it’s offered to you. You’d be doing your part to build community immunity.

Ethical conundrum. If you are offered the vaccine ahead of other, more deserving groups, would you get it? Asking for someone with parents in their eighties.

.@Mike_Pence #Amendment25ToKeepDemocracyAlive #Amendment25 #KeepDemocracyAlive #Amendment25Now

In case the @Seahawks plan their offensive strategy around Twitter hashtags, may I suggest #MakeRussStopCooking ?

@LaurieBoris One of my neighbors (an anti-vaxxer) has gone so far as to lie at Costco about having a health condition that precludes her from wearing a mask, and then boast on FB about said lie. I will never understand such a mindset.

Why are some people so vehemently anti-masks? How much of a hardship is it, really?

It is now socially acceptable to shower at 3 o’clock in the afternoon. #brightside

Let’s all try to find something positive about our current situation. Comment here with the hashtag #brightside

Y’know, the soon-to-be-impeached president could have avoided any insinuation that his son’s name reveals his own puffed up sense of self and delusions of grandeur by going with something else. I mean, did he really expect there to be no ribbing over a name like Donald Trump Jr.?

@elbirdilara Brilliant! My picks: Quarterfinal: Laura Dern v. Cate Blanchett, Meryl Streep v. Marcia Cross, Vera Farmiga v. Toni Collette, Sarah Paulson v. Olivia Colman Semifinal: Laura Dern v. Marcia Cross, Vera Farmiga v. Sarah Paulson Final: Laura Dern v. Vera Farmiga Winner: Vera Farmiga

Hey, @Starbucks, remember when you closed all your stores for a day to teach all employees how to make your drinks? You need to do it again, but this time teach them how to treat customers. I’m not kidding.

Shoo-in for Grand Prize winner of the #FakeNewsAwards (when they actually happen, if ever)... Dr. Ronny "Or Is That Ronnie?" Jackson! #GirtherMovement

Um, Dr. Jackson? The display on the digital scale is going out — the 8 is showing up as 3. #GirtherMovement

I just published “MORE Alternatives to NaNoWriMo: Super Procrastinator Edition” medium.com/p/more-alterna…

But wait, there's more! Now with double the #covfefe!

My friend Gypsy @justgipsy, who is a heckuva good writer, is also a heckuva good photographer. Check these out! twitter.com/justgipsy/stat…