Foreskin Gambler

Texas Public Opinion Research poll | 4/17-4/20 LV US Senate Texas 2026 (Talarico vs Paxton crosstabs) 🟦All voters: Talarico +5 🟥Republican: Paxton +69 🟦Democratic: Talarico +86 🟦Independent: Talarico +25 🟦Black: Talarico +56 🟦Latino/a: Talarico +27 🟥Non-college: Paxton +4 🟦College: Talarico +14

in the history of speeches that have been read right off a sheet of paper, nobody has a read a speech off a sheet of paper harder than what Trump is doing right now

Chris Turns Blue (2014)

The coolest thing about not being obese anymore is that I can finally wear fun clothes. Would anyone else wear this tracksuit?

Scientology has been busy today.

Retiring the nose ring.

ICE is NICE.

Lindsey Graham says they are going introduce legislation that’s going to authorize 400 million dollars to be spent on building the ballroom: We pay for it by offsetting it with customs fees. The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country.

Blanche: "We absolutely believe there is no better example of why this ballroom is necessary than what happened on Saturday night. Aside from the fact the ballroom is spectacular, it's gonna be beautiful, it's gonna make this country look great, it's a meaningful safety issue."

🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

Kimmel should obviously be fired.

Timely and appropriate. The Biden census in 2020 robbed Florida of critical congressional seats and our significant growth justifies the need for mid-decade maps.