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Chuck Norris didn't worry about problems. Problems worried about Chuck Norris and solved themselves accordingly.

@drivandalism @YouTube Natch!

@MaynardM @YouTube I expect you to ensure the same for me, of course lol.

When this comes on in Ms Beast, my ride, there is always a danger I will drive off the fuckin road. Just the way I roll. Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky (1970) youtu.be/vRFo72wuU6w?si… via @YouTube

@drivandalism @YouTube Sold.

@MaynardM @YouTube No no no, no Minister of mine will suffer this fate. A funeral pyre in the Hindu style, covered in rose petals. Ashes scattered in the Ganges. Nothing less.

@drivandalism @YouTube Chuck me in a ditch for the wolves.

@MaynardM @YouTube Wow, that's tremendous. Sorry for your loss. I probably won't have a funeral when I go, but that's what I would want as well. And no 'Ave Maria', please and thank you.

@drivandalism @CTVMontreal

@MaynardM @CTVMontreal

Air Canada CEO summoned to Ottawa over English-only condolence message after plane crash ctvnews.ca/montreal/artic…

Canada - all levels of government, our police, and courts - must do better.

@drivandalism @CTVMontreal I serve at your pleasure M'Lord.

@MaynardM @CTVMontreal You will of course have a high Ministerial position.

@drivandalism @CTVMontreal I, for one, welcome our new Rivandolismic Overlord.

@MaynardM @CTVMontreal When I am God-Emperor, it will be mandatory.

@drivandalism @CTVMontreal Some people need to grow up.

@CTVMontreal Canada is not a serious country.

Grow up.

To confirm, this “100% AI generated” passage is the opening of chapter 5 from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Leeds have scored one goal from open play across last five and a half Premier League games (and that was a massive defensive mix up by Chelsea). Gotta get some degree of risk into their play.

I take no issue with floor crossings in the Westminster Parliamentary system no matter who does it in whatever direction. We elect Members who have freedom of thought and action. If Members betray our trust or simply don't do a good job, we can elect someone else next time.

@Spursology_ We raise them right in Leeds. See: Milner, James.

The standard of officiating is arguably at its lowest point right now. The glaring inconsistency in decision making is deeply concerning… when similar incidents are judged differently from week to week. Even more troubling is the growing perception that these inconsistencies favour the league’s biggest clubs. How can a league that brands itself as the best in the world continue to tolerate such erratic and substandard officiating at the highest level of the game? There are serious questions that PGMOL must answer around accountability, transparency, and the overall standard expected of officials operating in the Premier League. #LUFC #PGMOL

🇺🇸 𝗪𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗦! Leeds United are pleased to announce the club will be visiting the United States as part of pre-season ahead of the 2026/27 campaign

🚨BREAKING🚨 James Talarico has defeated Jasmine Crockett and Ahmad Hassan in the Texas U.S. Senate Democratic Primary.

The second half of tonight's match between Leeds and Sunderland lasted for 57 minutes and 54 seconds - supporters were treated to just 24 minutes and 24 seconds of actual ball in play time, a whopping 42%. Great evening's entertainment. #lufc

If that's not a penalty on Struijk, literally what's the point of VAR? If the attacker does that to the defender, its a free out 100 times out of 100. #LUFC