Meg Shorette

Woman in Meeting Wishing She Were Lizard on Rock: ow.ly/aXgf50OIeho

This is an unnecessarily long fireworks show

Bartertown will never be the same.

Wish I were one of those ppl who stash chocolate around the house rn

@pdankqueen207 @spizzyspose I was there!

Almost 10 years ago I went to OPF for cotton candy and found this dude instead! That day changed my whole life path. Its the reason I’m in the career I am, have the friends I do, have traveled the WORLD and so much more! So seeing him,@spizzyspose tonight will b extra special!

Woman Who Was Excited for Summer Forgot About Sleeping When It's Hot: ow.ly/mbBb50OpBnW

It’s cute how cats sit with their little elbows bent

Me: why they gotta remake everything? also me: 🤑🤑🤑

@britcoal BUT ARE THE GULLS OKAY?!!

Asshole threw a pizza crust out of the window at High/Congress. There is a trashcan 5ft away. Then the Mass driver behind them swerved dangerously into the next lane to avoid his Volvo rolling over it. Mainer with an SUV rolled right over it. Seagulls rejoice. It's spring, baby!

@britcoal 😂 wtf. I love how I’m the phone-a-friend on this one 🤣

Is it just me or does the State windows look like two Adonis penii standing tall, at attention, balancing a marble between them, while also being too swol to get the cock rings all the way down to the bottom of their shafts. Asking for a friend @MegShorette

Have you ever rescued a cat who after 8 years still just kinda doesn’t like you??

My dad's going through it and its been just one hit after another in a very short period of time 💔 Can you help Support Mickey on the PayPal Fundraisers? Every little bit helps! paypal.com/pools/c/8SQWsr… #GenerosityNetwork #PeopleHelpingPeople

The only way the person who wrote this is getting paid enough is if it’s the CEO.

So annoying that I have to drive 40 min there and back to answer emails (which I reply to all weekend) and do my client google meetings. I have a home office.

Halifax in the morning ✈️

My meds are doing the most today

@jasonmbosch It was fun.

@jasonmbosch yeah… we just did that.

later losers