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🤣🤣 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder....... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on...... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you followed me? 🤣

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Someone made a tiktok saying they were ready to commit suicide and someone in the comments was like “before you go can you take out a loan for me”

Every night human beings go to sleep, lose all sense of their known reality, plunge into an abstract hyper-dimensional realm of infinite experience where time collapses, all moments instantly manifest, and then they wake up and just go about their day.

BASIC RULES FOR MEN: 1) Don't use the urinal next to an occupied one. 2) Always return tools where you found them. 3) Don't talk during the game's final moments. 4) If you borrow something, return it clean. 5) A firm handshake NO limp fingers. 6) Don't sit in another man's usual seat. 7) If someone offers food once, decline once. Accept the second time. 8) Don't check your phone while someone is talking to you. 9) If you break it, you replace it. 10) Leave places better than you found them.

The healthiest habit in America is quietly destroying millions of knees. Walking 15,000+ steps a day builds your heart, your lungs, your endurance. It also loads the same five muscle groups in the same direction, 5.5 million repetitions per year, while the muscles responsible for keeping your knees from collapsing inward barely fire at all. Your body moves in three planes. Sagittal (forward and back), frontal (side to side), and transverse (rotation). Walking is almost entirely sagittal. Quads, hamstrings, glutes, calves: all getting hammered. Your adductors, the five muscles along your inner thigh, work in the frontal plane. They stabilize the pelvis, keep the knees tracking straight, and prevent the femur from drifting into varus alignment under load. During level walking, they activate at a fraction of their capacity. Along for the ride. Run that imbalance for a decade. The outer thigh gets progressively stronger. The inner thigh stays the same or atrophies. The knee joint, caught between two muscle groups pulling in opposite directions, starts absorbing asymmetric force with every single step. Cartilage wears unevenly. The medial compartment takes the hit first. This is how knee osteoarthritis develops. Knee OA now affects roughly 23% of the global adult population. In the US alone, surgeons perform nearly 800,000 total knee replacements per year at $30,000 to $50,000 each. That number is projected to hit 3.5 million annually by 2030. Patients with knee OA show 8 to 24% weaker hip abductor and adductor muscles compared to healthy controls. A longitudinal cohort study found that weaker hip muscles predicted faster OA progression. When the NHL gave players with weak adductors a 6-week strengthening program, injury rates dropped from 3.2 to 0.71 per 1,000 game exposures. 78% reduction from targeting one muscle group. The doctor telling this person’s dad to walk less is treating the symptom. The imbalance is the disease. Copenhagen planks, lateral lunges, side-lying adductions. Fifteen minutes, twice a week. That’s the difference between a $40,000 surgery and a body that can actually handle its own mileage.

Your entire genetic code, all 3 billion letters of it, can now be read for $100. In 2003, that cost $2.7 billion. Solar electricity costs fell 97% since 2010. It's now the cheapest energy source on the planet, less than half the price of natural gas. The cost of storing that energy in batteries has halved in just two years. The cost of running GPT 4-level AI has dropped by more than 150x in the past 3 years. That rate of decline is faster than the cost drops during the PC revolution or the dotcom boom. And the models keep getting smarter while getting cheaper. The first drug where both the target and the molecule were designed entirely by AI just passed a clinical trial proving it works in humans. Published in Nature Medicine last June. Drug development normally takes 10 to 15 years and costs $2 billion per drug. There are now over 200 AI-discovered drugs in human trials, with several in late-stage trials. A lab in California fired lasers at a fuel pellet and got 4x more energy out than they put in. Nuclear fusion, the same reaction that powers the sun. They've repeated it ten times now. Over $10 billion in private money is betting on commercial fusion plants within the decade, and Helion broke ground on the first one last July. Under-five child mortality is at the lowest point ever recorded. More than halved since 2000. 1.5 billion people escaped extreme poverty between 1990 and 2022. I think the honest answer is just the trendlines. Almost every measurable axis of human progress is bending the right way, and the tools to push it further keep getting cheaper every year 🚀

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Today's humans have won in technology but lost in art.

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She’s been practicing for 49 years 😭😭

How Ancient Romans made water flow uphill without pumps. [🎞️ simple.history_]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget. that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

A Wiseman once said......