Katie Merle

Sometimes I try to talk to myself as if I'm visiting from the future. Like I've gotten thru this challenge and everything ends up okay.

A charming blend of comedy and tragedy. Very well done - very on brand for Rachel Bloom. Vulnerable and raw while silly and so, so true.

Watching your dog swim<swimming with your dog. We've been sampling all the lakes but Cedar gets the biggest shout-out because pretty much everyone there usually likes dogs and wants a chance to throw the ball!

Not me finding out today that the Wallflowers are playing at Taste of MN

The videos of Hayley Williams during that Burning Down the House cover are elite.

Whatever happened to Shocktop?

The way Sabrina Carpenter sings "Muuther fucker" scratches my brain in an interior fold.

@IamRheanna @notgwendalupe This still gives me a good chuckle

@notgwendalupe @MerleyKat I remember us goofin at Michelle's on how this man couldn't recognize her under that tiny piece of plastic/fabric

funny moments in movies i think about constantly: 1) chad michael murray not being able to recognize hilary duff in this tiny mask in 'a cinderella story'

@allliemariie @McDonalds Okay, but was there money on them?

My mom found this stack of @McDonalds giftcards while sorting through my late grandmas things today… She asked me if I could check to see if there was anything left on them, so I opened the McDonald’s app and this is the first thing that popped up! 😱 Love you too Grandma! ❤️

The power of Oxy Clean is real and it takes adulthood to understand why Billy Mays spent so much time screaming about it.

The new moody, neo-noir miniseries on Netflix - Ripley. I was putting it off, but I'm very glad I've started it. It's hitting in every frame.

Happy Bicycle Day! Iykyk and you should. Anyways, I'll be grooving to some local bluegrass bands tonight and slanging ciders for a good cause with my bests!

@jamesvmcmorrow out here dropping NEW MUSIC and they're raw, emotional, absolute bops. Just waiting on that Minneapolis tour stop date announcement. STREAM: open.spotify.com/track/5GBqhqHx…

Forever.

@scde_de I don’t want to see any of these women or men in swim suits, golden bachelor cozy fall weekend would be better 🧥 👖

This tweet is in recognition of the person who printed the pictures of Epstein and Trump together and tucked them into various plants throughout the mpls skyway system. Nice.

When I execute simple functions in excel flawlessly I feel like a god. I can see why AI might get a little cocky.

Dolly Parton is the hottest cheerleader I have ever seen and the dressing was good this year.

"You don't even fucking open-mouth makeout. I already knew I didn't wanna marry you." Is by far the best BiP quote I have ever heard.

Does anyone out there have a really good vacuum that they highly recommend for a home with pets? Should I just got to Target and buy the most expensive vaccum they have? Send help.

For good reasons, without grievance. Not for sport.