thief axe 🌋

this is america

@princesskittiez i been unfollowing over this shit im tired

you guys need to stop posting nude pics without tagging it as nudity. i will have to unfollow you because i scroll with one hand at work so i can read tweets while i wait for ppl to answer their phone

you kneel before my throne unaware that i lied a bunch of times

(already had brunch) if kamala won we’d be at (already had lunch) we’d be at munch

party time

I don’t like when people say “doomscrolling” it makes them sound like Invader zim

revoking kurt cobain’s feminist card for having get the knack in his favorite albums list

Performative

heres my new funstep album

@dudestopplease more people keep going down the slide we cant stop them

this only works as a criticism if you're stupid and think a single slide at some water park collapsing would generate the same amount of injury as a mass shooting

i thought she was being patronizing cause the woman’s talking about how nice her job is while she’s having the worst day ever but maybe i don’t understand anything

a few things

@goatmonty ive only read baudrillard's analysis of the novel which i liked but i do think cronenberg just wanted to make a film about people fucking

cersei just has daughters running around

one time when i was like 16 or 17 my dad and i were driving somewhere having a full on conversation when Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’ came on the radio and he stopped mid-sentence said “oh shit, pony” turned it up as loud as possible and didn’t talk again til it was over

seclusion spring began with meticulous march which is followed by accountability april and finish with a beautiful megalomaniacal may. i'm sorry for not telling you all sooner about the meticulous nature of the current month, but there is still time to prepare and finish strong

ive racked up thousands of these

moby was right idc

RT @fatih_kiral: 'Raskolnikov in his room' Illustration (1985) by Mikhail Shemyakin for Dostoevsky's ''Crime and Punishment'' https://t.co…