Mike Hansen

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Mike Hansen

@MikeHansen613

Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Nichols Cage. Super liberal. I love global. 0% government funded

Ottawa Ontario Canada 参加日 Aralık 2011

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·21 Ara

Dont trust anyone wearing a mask in their profile pic.

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

Jesus

Lord Bebo@MyLordBebo

🇰🇷 Jesus from South Korea was supposed to float slightly above the stage, but, due to technical issues, the crane continued to lift the performer high into the city skyline So, he epically plummeted "to heaven"

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

Thank God we finally have star trek with fat bitches.

Anti Woke Memes@AntiWokeMemes

Which version of Star Trek is better? A. 1966 B. 2026

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

@akafaceUS All the overweight is in the titties

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aka@akafaceUS·2d

This woman is currently going viral for being considered overweight.

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

Nobody gives a fuck about what he is doing

Benonwine@benonwine

If King Charles has converted to Islam and is no longer a Christian, he should Abdicate.

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

Chile is nothing because girth matters.

Civixplorer@Civixplorer

The true size of Chile 🇨🇱

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

So it was Swiss cheese all along

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

@deezynutz69 Tldr. You're a freaky bitch

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DDD@deezynutz69·2d

I’m going

Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard

I WOULD *PAY* TO GO 🤣 What do you mean your sister hired a guy off Craigslist to give birth to her out of his papier-mache uterus and you DON’T WANT TO GO 🤣

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

@deezynutz69 100% agree. I deal with the fat postal worker bitch. The fat gas company bitch. Even the fat bitch I'm trying to adopt a cat from. That's fat Canada

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DDD@deezynutz69·3d

Canada is like a fat chick, zero self awareness

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·2d

@deezynutz69 It's good to be a liberal

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DDD@deezynutz69·2d

How delicious!!!

TrendingPolitics.ca@TrendPolCa

PM @MarkJCarney billed taxpayers $524K on in-flight catering in his first year, 11x more than fuel on one Ottawa-DC flight, as critics slam extravagance amid cost-of-living crunch — Toronto Sun

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Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·3d

The person who intervened with their foot to prevent the elderly woman from hitting her head on the ground after she lost her balance and fell in South Korea was declared a hero worldwide 🦸‍♂️

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·3d

@mask_bastard Guys like bee stings or bee hives just the same.

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meme bastard 💚@mask_bastard·3d

✌️how much is too much?

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·3d

@Skyuble @HistoryUnd That could be a plus for some guys. Smell like a catchers mitt and dusty attic

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Skyuble@Skyuble·3d

@MikeHansen613 @HistoryUnd you're not exactly doing a great job at deterring me

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Undiscovered History@HistoryUnd·3d

A woman from 1903 getting photographed for the first time.

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·3d

@StarkXInc @HistoryUnd Thirsty mf

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Stark@StarkXInc·3d

@MikeHansen613 @HistoryUnd Smash! What are you gay??

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Mike Hansen@MikeHansen613·3d

@Tablesalt13 Pacman

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Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸@Tablesalt13·5d

🚨Goosebumps! Oil drillers in the North West Territories in Canada captured an incredible UAP video it shows a LARGE moon-like object accelerating across the sky flanked by smaller "star-like" objects that appear and disappear randomly!