The World's Most Boring Human

@GenXmillionaire Dca...been doing for years...has treated me well

S&P 500 is at an all time high. What’s your move? I always keep investing since it will go higher. The money won’t be used for years.

@Budgetdog_ Do dca to my kids brokerage and 529....really adds up over time

My girls are 2 & 4. I just checked their net worth. $73,000+ We do $500/mo for them. It doesn’t take much.

@ShooterMcGavin Lol

BREAKING: PGA Tour announces welcome back party for LIV players tonight on the 9th green at 9pm. Players have also been advised to dress nice for the occasion.

@BigJakeCLE It's just hard to watch

LIV was never built to stand on its own. If PIF stops writing checks, the whole thing changes fast. And honestly, for fans, the best part would be getting elite golf under one roof again instead of this split nonsense.

@ick_real Let her leave, you'll never see that money again...speaking from experience

@MarcosMillaYT Just got a new Pilot, its awesome!

Would you still buy a $75,000 BMW if you realized that no one cares what you drive? What if you bought a $20,000 Honda instead and invested the rest into $VOO Over 30 years, that costed you $1 million…. I hope you like your fancy car.

@Gubloinvestor Holding

Is anyone taking profit today?

@CoachRolfes My Seqouia is awesome...2 row captains chair and 3rd row. My wife has a Pilot with same setup, smaller, but still awesome.

Thinking about trading in my truck for an SUV. What do you all recommend? Need a third row and bucket seats are preferred.  Having 4 kids changes things 😂

@mickitiki Mine went out too...painful

My husband and I paid are taxes today and let me say IT WAS A HARD PILL TO SWALLOW after all the fraud in our country. Taxes are the government’s way of stealing Americans blind.

@Eman_8282 Heat?

Whats missing 🤔

@DearS_o_n Yup

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, after 37 years of age, I’ve finally come to realize that, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

Does mlb have a mercy rule? #guardians

@LandonTengwall 100k easy

How much do you think they could rent this house out for during the Masters?

@NUCLRGOLF All been there

😭🌳🌺 #ROUND TO FORGET — Haotong Li went on an adventure at the Par 5, 13th hole and recorded a quintuple bogey, 10 after tripling the 12th. He’s currently +8 through 13.

@gomergolfs These guys are like oompa loompas, they just appear

Glad Justin Rose brought out the leaf blower brigade to flub this chip

@nats_sportschat My dad has, said the grass is more perfect then carpet

After trying for 25 years, one of my friend’s father got the lottery ticket to go to Augusta- for the Masters. He came home yesterday I soaked in everything he told me about his experience. Story to come. He said it exceeded his expectations Have any of you had a chance to go?

@TourSwingsTommy Unless you are there, you dont understand how much slope there is...

I feel like the Masters broadcast doesn’t fully capture Augusta’s difficulty. Most every shot these guys are hitting is off an uneven fairway lie. And they make it look easy. I wish they could set up more cameras level with the slope so we could see it better.

@nflrums Who cares

Do you think #Patriots Mike Vrabel should be suspended if he had an affair with Dianna Russini ??

@MikeBales Thanks for your service! Still trying to won lottery myself!

I’ve served my country as a Sailor and my community as a firefighter my entire adult life. Want to know what else I’ve done my entire adult life? Turned in Masters lottery ticket applications every single year since 1985. Never been picked and probably never will. But I’m super stoked all these social media influencers get their chance.

@shaguncrypto Always happens....

My wife got a $3,200 bonus today… hit our account this morning. Not life-changing, but enough to: - Clear a couple bills - Maybe take the kids out - Breathe a little An hour later our car broke down. Repair estimate: $900+ Parts replacement: $1,800–$2,200 So there goes the bonus. Funny how money shows up and life immediately claims it. I’ll be annoyed today 😞