Tears of a Clown

She looks like she's nodding one back to the keeper

That mate in the WhatsApp group chat that never posts anything.

Christ he could visit the moon and remain seated at home.

Joey Barton arrested near a Liverpool golf club. He was obviously practising his swing...

Steve Lansdown places a £1 win on a 3/1 shot at Cheltenham and cashes out in running for £1.23...

@MockTheWeek What a sue perb way to end the weekend. Quality show 👌

Your regular Sunday night reminder to catch all new Mock the Week on TLC at 9pm. Joining Dara this week will be Angela Barnes, Rhys James, Milton Jones, Sarah Keyworth, Glenn Moore & Ahir Shah. Don't miss it.

Nothing like the death of a child murderer to bring the country together RIP Jessica & Holly ❤️ Rot in Hell Huntley 💀

Everybody in the UK this morning waking up to the news that Ian Huntley has died.

Ian Huntley is on life support machine burning unnecessary electric. Fly Greta Thunberg in and let her switch it off. Win Win for everyone.

@ELJones95 Don't worry Ellie I'm sure Lansdown will make sure we get nowhere near 8th😂

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Ayatoll'Allo' 'Allo'

"I'll have a cap on backwards please barber"

Elton John's and Greta Thunberg's lovechild revealed.

I've been appointed chairman of the National Recluse Society. I can't wait to go out and celebrate...

@PatchWarner @3PIAPC A few cans of Thatcher's and some classic comedy binge and you'll be a 6 by the late KOs.

Flatter than a pancake this morning, 3/10, can’t bring myself to even do the podcast… pretty dispondent with the game last night… will try again tomorrow morning… apologies all..

@mufcsp 🍾🍷

@Modmuffin What's a Kinga from BB?

She did a Kinga from Big Brother, saved you a click.

"I don't wanna hear anymore from you, when you come back one of you will be fired for the failure of this task"

@NE5westend Only just missed this scene by about 4 or 5 years, but i know i would've been all over it.

Better nights oot by a mile to the youngins these days

@redfista The golden era of trash TV

@Modmuffin Great Kinga reference, the kids will have to google it! 👊🤣

Even a 2 year old can count quicker than that!