Esoteric Monkey

“how much would you like to wager” “banana” “you can't wager bananas here” “whore”

monkey peels human

"come lay in the field with me" "n-no… why would i wanna do that?" "i am going to fucking rape you to death"

Remember - No Bananas

“Rape zone.” “That’s bananas…” “Rape.” “Stop monkeying around.”

“bro i need to hit my protein” “semen” “that’s actually brilliant, what do you call it” “the divine protein shake”

“here take it, take it all. it’s everything i have” “foolish human money means nothing to me” “then what do you want” “banana”

she was his queen and he was her king

“i’m sorry but as it turns out the B in H1B visa does not stand for banana, papers please”

“Seriously I’m going to fucking peel you.”

“wanna hear something fucked” “yeah?” “bad one say banana not enough” “nah that’s fucked, I’m not sleeping tonight”

"hola amigo! we heard your country has the best bananas." "papers please"

"look boots, say hi to the cute monkey!" “…banana" "awww, cute" *waves* 👋 "yeah you’re going back"

monk see monk do you try rape me i will rape you.. ooh ooh ah ah

@dopamine273 ranga ranga

"...." "...." "...." "ranga"

“glglglgmfnfngnfhxdbfb…SAARR!" "…" "help m- glglgkggkffjtjb" "…banana"

the broke homie after asking you to get wings and cheesy bread