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Happy national girlfriends day to all the guys who hit up other girls in the 36 hour time span between breaking up with their girlfriend and getting back with them
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Morgan Gozzo
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Morgan Gozzo
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you’re gold, baby. solid gold. • Virginia Tech alum • she/her
Virginia, USA 参加日 Ağustos 2012
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You really thought you could fuck with the state with the state motto “sic semper tyrannis” and a state flag with a badass warrior lady with her titty out stepping on a man?
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반고흐는 어쩌면 진짜 목성을 봤던걸지도 몰라
Dailyscienceinfo@NatureScienceA1
NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter...
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Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.
Redd@ReddCinema
The preserved body of Balto, the sled dog that made the final 53-mile stretch through an Alaskan blizzard to deliver life-saving medicine to children.
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@erinmhk Bestie are you allowed to tell us what blush you’re wearing
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Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.
And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.
Do with that story what you will.
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YOU TOOK MY EM DASH YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY OXFORD COMMA
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My bf making me watch John wick the same week my cat went to the emergency vet is a criminal offense
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Every single person who has a giant naughty orange cat is completely unsurprised by this.
Fahad Naim@Fahadnaimb
Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.
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(That corgi story is the last pure thing left in the world and Im almost scared to believe it. If its AI I will start the war against the machines tonight.)
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im constantly covered in cat hair no matter how hard I try but I can't even be mad because look at how adorable this fluffy beast is
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I swear this was exactly what my first voicemail greeting was
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett
overheard my 10 year old daughter record her voicemail greeting: “hi, you’ve reached my voicemail. when you hear the beep,hang up and send me a text.” this generation gets it.
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