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"Do not be afraid dear sinner, For I shall bring you salvation." Everything you need to know about this account and it's looorrreeeee.

@ULTRATRIVIA fun fact: minos glows blue in phase 2 and sisyphus grows his red hair and beard in phase 2 just like the skulls!

In ULTRAKILL, The symbols that appear on the blue, red and white skull keys are the alchemical symbols for mercury, sulfur, and salt respectively. These three elements were treated as the Tria Prima or the Three Primes, which were believed to be foundational elements in alchemy.

@suguruskane I'm the neutral party and just watch everything unfold instead and get to see cool art

in the ultrakill fandom you have no choice but to be a multishipper because the game has like 7 important characters

@_cheeto69_ never before in my billions of years of existence have i seen inanimate toothpaste attack someone. you learn something new everyday i guess.

@NULLDevastation it attacked me

tootgpaste in my eye

@Xen2220 then V2 makes NO MONEY and the creators go BANKRUPT and produce DRONES until they die

Imagine V2’s creators saying to her “you’re gonna change our lives” and she takes it as she’s gonna help protect everyone but they mean it as you’re gonna make us a lot of money 👀👀👀👀

@kristiliqua Fraud was the perfect time for something like blueprints for V2 or knuckleblaster prototypes. I wouldn't count on anything in Treachery. Maybe Fraud Encore as the encores have a small amount of new rooms.

if ultrakill does ANYTHING with v2 again i will be so joyous and happy and my skin will be moisturized my crops watered and thriving I Miss Her So Much

@_cheeto69_ clean the streets bro

MY CON IS ON THE 24TH FUCK

@LemonDecrypter searching for a player that doesn't exist

interesting pressure bug where pande doesn't realize i exist

@Requyem_ what part of the timeline does chicken nuggets take place then

Derek and Hastur creating their routine #SFAWTDE #d3rlord3 #thekinginyellow #wifies #d3rking #minecraftarg

@DIVA_CV01 No

Can i have it

@FUR1OUSKOOPA @TiredNightGuard @gluttonysvanity @MEEPHONEE4 @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker Count your days.

@NULLDevastation @TiredNightGuard @gluttonysvanity @MEEPHONEE4 @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker All of them were getting on my nerves. 1 outta 5.

#ParodyPeculiarity #InanimateInsanityForGeeks Alright everyone! The First Team has prepared their Talent to show off , Which means we can finally show off the hosts for this challenge !

@TiredNightGuard @gluttonysvanity @MEEPHONEE4 @FUR1OUSKOOPA @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker Hey man it's only a side-effect. Plus anyone who can rewrite reality can easily fix that! Probably

@gluttonysvanity @MEEPHONEE4 @NULLDevastation @FUR1OUSKOOPA @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker That was pretty cool. The uncurable illness sounds horrifying though so gotta dock a point off for that. I’ll give it a 3/5.

@gluttonysvanity @FUR1OUSKOOPA @TiredNightGuard @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker @MEEPHONEE4 Alright I'm done now I have people to psychologically torment and break down into their newest low point in life. Here Yi-Xi have this shard of the moon that probably has either immortality capabilities or gives you a new uncurebale disease.

@gluttonysvanity @FUR1OUSKOOPA @TiredNightGuard @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker @MEEPHONEE4

@FUR1OUSKOOPA @TiredNightGuard @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker @MEEPHONEE4 @gluttonysvanity Unfortunately the only good act has passed

@TiredNightGuard @RulerBFDIE @funhouse_joker @MEEPHONEE4 @gluttonysvanity @NULLDevastation I'm tired of these bad jokes and boring rocks. When does it get to the GOOD STUFF already?!