New Zealand Stats

30% of New Zealand's native animals are regularly confused with fruit by non New Zealanders.

71% of New Zealanders still hold strong opinions about Michael Murphy not winning NZ Idol.

6% of New Zealanders have unironically Googled "Can I gay marry my cat?"

43% of New Zealand-based Twitter users have secretly envied Mike Hosking and his perfect life.

33% of a typical New Zealander's working day is taken up with checking for bids on TradeMe auctions for "quirky" items.

7% of New Zealanders aren't sure who John Key is or why he keeps showing up on television.

47% of New Zealanders don't know where that street is, but will make something up so you won't feel awkward for asking.

70% of New Zealanders have nothing in common with their coworkers beyond a secret apathy about the All Blacks.

0.02% of New Zealanders trust voice-recognition menus to direct them to the correct department.

61% of New Zealanders are related to one or both of the Topp Twins.

73% of New Zealand's recorded history can be summarized using only the words "yeah" and "nah".

6% of New Zealand's landmass is occupied by awkwardly-shaped urban parks.

8% of New Zealanders can identify a can of Double Brown by touch alone.

48% of New Zealanders use the phrase "Crikey dick!" ironically.

17% of New Zealanders admit to being "very uncomfortable" around Australians.

51% of New Zealanders lipsync along to the Maori verse of "God Defend New Zealand".

13% of New Zealanders have the lyrics to "Loyal" by Dave Dobbyn tattooed somewhere on their person.

93% of New Zealanders know someone called "Simmo".

42% of New Zealanders have gently stroked a farm animal's flanks.