Neil Garguilo

IMAGINE: Rogers attracted so many great players in the off-season and gave back $35M which will help Wilson, who matured as a result of a training camp with Rodgers….and they win it all! Without Rogers doing anything on the field…but all because of Rogers! #nfl #jets #dream

@tommybechtold @katieleclerc there is a legend roaming these streets

Just a heads up: while I’m the #hottestfreeagentonyoutube I am free to come on your shows to talk movies, tv, sports, fine art, fossils whatever.

@tommybechtold @BleavNetwork @BDavv - the greatest is avail

Gonna keep dancing for bookings; if you have a buffalo Bills or Detroit Tigers podcast I’m your guest. I can also just talk about other teams with bitterness and emotional baggage.

What a fantastic film! So moving with no dry eyes in the house. Unicorn Boy was such a beautiful addition to our film lineup, and we hope everyone enjoyed it as much as we did. #taafi #taafixfilmfest #taafi2023

@sarahnatochenny @MattKiel @pattonoswalt @mariabamfoo @HaroldPerrineau @RealMichelleT @sthwrd @katieleclerc @NeilGarguilo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Having Unicorn Boy🦄 premiere at Slamdance last week was absolutely a surreal dream @Slamdance @UnicornBoyFilm

Matt Kiel's pastel-drenched feature 'Unicorn Boy' premieres at Slamdance this weekend. Kiel single-handedly, directed, and animated the film. Details: cartoonbrew.com/feature-film/u…

So proud to be a part of this! Here we come, @Slamdance! #UnicornBoy

Unicorn Boy Trailer is out! @Slamdance m.youtube.com/watch?v=1T3xLJ… Made this with my dear friend @MattKiel and a few remarkables like @pattonoswalt @mariabamfoo @HaroldPerrineau @sarahnatochenny @Parvesh @katieleclerc @BDavv @Beau_Mirchoff @SethAllison & other amazings! #film

@themikemclendon Who was the first person you told about it and did their reaction match your enthusiasm?

@ShulieCowen Is he famed “foot collector” the feds are after?

My dad always says, “Just keep putting one foot in front of the other,” but he never says whose feet.

It’s all true!!!

@TheTimJennings I’ll have to check my calendar. I’m set to play The Joker in a new Nick Cage biopic.

@TheTimJennings THIS is an appropriate use of the word character. Also, I have a casting idea…

@TheTimJennings Please don’t refer to Nick Cage as a character.

@thatRamosgirl I am the Sam Raimi of cholesterol cinema.

@NeilGarguilo Twitter still doesn’t allow enough characters for the response I have for this, but congrats on discovering a new groundbreakingly sad horror genre.

I had a #dream last night where I was refused service at a McDonald’s Casino and had to resort to eating summer sausage like a Slim Jim. Am I okay?

@GrinandBarrick Pit Boss. All of the table games were run by individual French Fries in red vests.

@NeilGarguilo Grimace running the craps table?

@PaulMalignaggi chris algieri

Which boxers had no punching power but great careers?

@Crapgame13 Never had a doubt. Good work!!

Out. Recovering. Told things went well