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@tomdepain @Simon_Hypixel NOBODY should be working on shit like that, because they still have the BASIC SHIT FROM THE ANNOUNCEMENT to deliver on and are still not delivering it! Fucking read!

@tomdepain @Simon_Hypixel Dude it's not about who is doing the actual work. The point is the ANNOUNCEMENT! TRAILER! features a ton of shit the game doesn't have, and they have people working on stuff they never promised and nobody was waiting for. They haven't achieved the content FROM THE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Hytale foundation work is going really well, and we're shipping updates at a high rate! Early access is exactly the kind of development I enjoy: move fast, break things, iterate. This is way more fun than I expected! Needless to say, it was a very good investment to save Hytale. FYI, we've got a hiring push coming after the contest wraps up, and you can expect updates to come even faster in the months ahead. The team will be about 100 members, with very few management/producer roles. Organized chaos. Once the foundation is further along, we'll be moving into dungeons, boss fights, progression, and a ton of exciting content. We have a ton of surprises in the works that have never been done in any sandbox/survival games! Hard engineering challenges ahead ;)

@tomdepain @Simon_Hypixel By the way, "the game is behind" isn't a DEFENSE of spending time implementing automation systems it never promised while many promised and showcased festures are nowhere to be seen.

@tomdepain @Simon_Hypixel The trailer was from 8 years ago, hope that fucking helps you illiterate dullard

@Little_Tore What kind is this? It looks a bit older

April fools! I’m still a baby 🤣 (Could you see my diaper buldge?) 🤭

Look mom no diapers!

@SamaAnsoni @Simon_Hypixel @Hytale No, announcement trailers are not alpha versions of games, and they are in fact meant to show you what to expect from the game. Saying anything otherwise makes you a raging fucking dumbass.

@SamaAnsoni @Simon_Hypixel @Hytale Then what the fuck was the original trailer showing when it showed massive fully featured biomes? Gee, was it fucking lies? Maybe they shouldn't have announced the game with lies?

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@Simon_Hypixel The point was that the trailer shows a LOT of shit that this game DOESN'T have. And you've started working on NEW things that it wasn't EXPECTED to have. We call that feature creep, normally, and I'm not sure why you get away with it. The world Gen looks like shit in comparison.

@Simon_Hypixel OK, so how are the level designers doing with the lies you announced the game with? When will they stop being lies? You fucking announced this game with bullshit and lies, it drives me crazy you don't take any accountability for that and nobody calls you out on it.

@Simon_Hypixel You're doing a ton of side quests, tf you mean? Youre literally working on automation and mechanical stuff while the game doesn't have the world generation you ANNOUNCED IT WITH. you don't even meet the standards of your own announcement trailer and are doing other shit?

As I said before the early access release, I don't think Hytale is a good game in its current state. You can expect major changes in the coming months. I will not rest until it's a good game, however long it takes. We have the team, money, and passion. When I say major changes, I mean it. There are no side quests going on as a company; our entire focus is on the game. Pure game development production.

@MogLuca75459 @Simon_Hypixel @Hytale It was literally the very first thing they ever showed of the game. The game was announced and marketed based on content revolving around a sophisticated world generation system. They do, in fact, 8 years later, owe us regular insight into where the fuck it even is.

@Simon_Hypixel @Hytale You aren't even talking about it anymore.

@Simon_Hypixel @Hytale Where's world Gen v2? The thing you used for the very first scene of the very first trailer, the entire trailer centered around high quality world generation?

@Hytale @Simon_Hypixel So where's world Gen v2? Yknow, the thing you used as the very first scene of the very first footage of the game?

@Bandicoot_Baby No offense... But you pull this facial hair off much better than the hermit beard

Some old pics from like 2019 I found

@shirebug Oh. I can answer this. I got one when I was 14. This was 21 years ago. Oh no. They reek. Cheap plastic. Awful smell. Held about as much as maybe you'd expect a puppy pad to. So like one wetting. Smelled abolsutely horrible when wet and very awful feel.

how many pees do we think the costume diaper would hold

@Simon_Hypixel @depp_Senpaisu The fact that you replied like that only to come back the next day and go "um actually after noticing people on reddit calling me out for being a huge douche we DID change it" is pathetic. This game will not last if you're gonna be this tweet-every-thought style douchebag CEO.

@Simon_Hypixel @depp_Senpaisu If a company like Epic replied to feedback the way you did they'd be thrown into the sun. You're letting shit get to your head fast, and I hope you get actual backlash soon just so you figure out early that you need to shut the fuck up sometimes before you become a Tim Sweeney.

I want to take a moment to talk about where the game is right now, and where it is going! First, we should not compare Hytale today to what it currently offers versus where we expect it to be in the long term. What you're playing right now is just the start of our long journey, and pretty much all aspects of the game need major work. A few months ago, I said the game wasn't good enough, and I still mean it. I'm incredibly grateful for the game's success right now, and for how many of you see its potential. Honestly, I did not expect such a positive reaction across the board. That support is real, and it matters. But we need to stay disciplined and focused. The real danger at this stage would be to chase short-term satisfaction and lose sight of the long-term health of the game. We could very easily add more progression systems for the sake of progression. More loot, dungeons, boss fights, talent trees, new weapons, armors, ores, and much more. Sure, we could throw those in within a few weeks. However, that would be the easy road, and it would distract us from building the foundation we need for the systems that matter. Hytale is meant to be a forever game, and we are building it that way. Trust me, I'm a big fan of these features and want to work on them ASAP, but I must be patient and focus on executing the long-term vision. That being said, our dev approach is pretty unique, and I know it can feel weird at times and feel like it contradicts the long-term focus, but it's somewhat both calculated and fun. A lot of features go out in a V1 state, half-baked on purpose, so you and the modding community can mess with them and show us what is good and what needs work. Take the Necromancy Grimoire, for example. When it first dropped, people were unsure what it was for and why it felt so limited. Two weeks later, in the most recent pre-release, you can already see it getting better. That is intentional. Those early versions help us experiment with magic and set up the groundwork for things like summoning allies in future major updates. The feature might not be polished, but its bones (no pun intended!) are there. Similar to fire spread and the flamethrower coming to Creative Mode this week. It may feel raw, but your feedback and playtesting will shape it. We do this so we can keep updates coming quickly and refine these systems before they are cemented into the core of the game. Our focus right now is spot on: core game mechanics, quality of life, and everything needed to support the game's future... plus some fun stuff, of course! We need these basics solid to get the ground ready for Adventure Mode and, soon, begin the Cursebreaker story arc via Exploration Mode. Behind the scenes, production is moving very well. We are a lean team with limited management, and yet, everyone is clear on the path forward and motivated by what we are doing. Seeing what you all make with the modding tools so far has been one of the most motivating parts of development! Early Access has exceeded expectations and has given us runway beyond what we need to reach full release. That means we can accelerate, take risks, and invest in long-term systems. We'll be opening up job roles soon, and I fully expect many of the people who help shape Hytale in the future will come from the Hytale community you're building right now. If you are a modder reading this, here is the real call to action: get your hands dirty with the tools while they are still forming. Break the things that need breaking. Show us what works, what doesn't, and what the game could be once these early systems evolve. Your experimentation is actually shaping Hytale. You're not just playing the game, you're helping make it. We will have announcements soon about how you can join the team and get more formally involved. But if you want to help shape the long-term direction of the game, start by building in it now.

@tonyhrng @Simon_Hypixel @depp_Senpaisu "im so satisfied when i stand there in a crafting menu where i cant do literally anything until an arbitrary bar that does nothing and serves no purpose but to waste my time fills up. it gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment." dumbass

@Simon_Hypixel @depp_Senpaisu I actually think this feature is awesome. Waiting for constructions feels really satisfying, and the workbench build time in hytale makes everything feel more meaningful and rewarding.

@Simon_Hypixel my stupid ass thinking this was going to lead up to a roadmap of some kind please, please just make a roadmap. do it like the Paralives devs do. They have everything sorted b y when they expect it and how much progress has been made. paralives.notion.site/f138c4f6cb2346…