Coworker: *Starts mopping the floor*
Me: *Sets up wet floor signs, thinking of the customer*
Coworker: I dont need those
Me, in my head: Arent for you, bitch
I love thinking about how rich and expensive my life will be soon.
Catch me in a nice sized house, expensive car, bougie everything.
Like yes I’m catching a flight to the Bahamas because I can