Jordan (The Nuzzler) Friedman

My bookie @JBPritzker just hmu and told me this is smacking. #Illinois

Thanks TikTok #would

When a reporter asked Belichick why teams carry a long snapper and got full masterclass.

It’s so beautiful

Vandy / Nebraska is an old school BARN BURNER

Refs are fucking awful in this Duke game … and zero accountability will be taken for it. Worst thing about college sports

@Emilio2763 She is very hot yall tweaking

Call Me Crazy but Shouldn’t the Bachelorette that Guys are “Fighting Over” be Hot?!…

#0 on Miami Ohio #linkedin is waiting

@TheConnorPils @calebgriffiin I agree with you but theyre hardly student athletes nowadays

@calebgriffiin Have to wonder what’s going on in someone’s life to be this outwardly toxic towards STUDENT athletes. Unfortunately, we know some of what’s gone on in his past and let’s just say it’s not surprising.

Last time I checked $950k isn’t 7 figures, but we’ll move past that. Who would you sub in for him? You also claimed tonight that this team can’t shoot and Wagler can’t hit the broad side of a barn. The team proceeded to shoot 42% from 3 and Wagler over 50%. Positivity is hard.

@QuigbyLamichael This is hilarious

Dropping a Friedrich Nietzsche quote on a ricks bouncer LinkedIn post gotta be the biggest #shrink I’ve seen

I am #retarded

Entire bar I’m at has Texas #ProceedWithCaution

Does Greg Gard wear the wig in the locker room again?

@BarstoolBigCat LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO TALKED ALL THAT SHIT

Tournament over. Sports are the worst. Just no point in even caring anymore

How a miller lite is looking at me in an hour

@BLT_Bielema @QuigbyLamichael Malort shots all around everytime Tomi leaves a three short

@NuzzOnDaHuzz @QuigbyLamichael I’ll be there (in spirit)

Long shot but if any #illini grads live in NYC and want to get banged up at an Illini watch party come to the Overlook in turtle bay , maybe you’ll meet @QuigbyLamichael #soon

I mean this is a home game for miami ohio... hammer the live ML

I’m so excited for tomorrow. I can’t handle it.

Our fanbase is legitimately crazy and I absolutely love it . #InflateGate