GARY SAY

@_josephine0_ Go home Pay me Oh crap

🤔🤔

@Sabiha1278 Dumb@$$ rage bait

To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 I pulled into Target, ran in real quick to grab ONE thing, and by the time I came back out my car was already being towed like it had been waiting for hours instead of minutes. No warning. No ticket. Just straight to tow truck mode in what felt like no time at all. And I’ve gotta ask—do some people just sit in parking lots waiting for the exact moment they can report someone? Because the speed this happened was honestly wild. I wasn’t parked there for long. I wasn’t wandering around the store for ages. I was gone for less time than it takes to decide what to buy in the checkout line. What made it even more frustrating is how quickly it all escalated into a full tow situation instead of any kind of warning or ticket first. Now I’m stuck dealing with fees, paperwork, and losing my whole afternoon over something that lasted just a few minutes. It’s just been one of those situations where everything snowballed way faster than expected. 😅 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭

Send me your cumshot if you're brave enough🤭

@_PureBlackRose_ Oh my oh my…..

If looks could burn, you’d be smoke🔥

@RachieRach429 Does it have to be in that order?

Feed me peanut butter m&ms and then your cock

@littlecaesars @FantomMindJob So if you had a complaint on the weekend that needs immediate resolution you are screwed!

@FantomMindJob Thank you for reaching out regarding this. Please call us at 1-800-722-3727 so our team may look into this. Our customer service line is currently closed, but we are open Mon-Fri from 9 am-7 pm EST.

Hey, @littlecaesars how come every store i call in my area (DFW) says they don't take gift cards. I have gone to 4 different stores to try and order a pizza and they look at me like i discovered fire. What gives? what use are gift cards if your stores don't honor them?

@VinnysCorner1 The Big Cat

Without saying Oil Can Boyd, Andre Dawson, Tim Raines, Vladimir Guerrero, or Gary Carter, name an Expo….

@ashlleyraexo …. Right on top!

Can I see your to-do list? I wanna make sure I’m on it. 🤭

Which Country are you supporting in the 2026 FIFA World Cup,FLAGS ONLY

@RealLadyFrost Meow !!

One time for the new gear, nails, and makeup.

@Blazingothx Prove it !

i’d rather shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass then go to a highschool reunion

@pinkmagiclala Hottest pic of you ever!

And this

@NatashaCL7 I see where I would like to be…..

Sun-kissed, unbothered, and exactly where I need to be.

@cheygoulet For sure

@OFFICIALGARY Thank you, the hard work at the gym is definitely paying off.

Good morning! Can you tell I’ve been hitting the gym? 🩷

@EvieBabyy_XO Good morning to you!

Good morning, lovers.

@ThatGirlLiani Hope you are doing better

Im still alive I swear. Just had a very very busy week and some issues with my health on and off. Wasn't feeling myself and didn't wanna be a downer or what not. Plus not much happened but work and sleep. 😅 Anyways, proof of life post and a mirror selfie. Hiya!

@gymlifeanimal Nice buns

…. surfs up 🌊👙

@Ruby_331 I would too

I need a nonchalant response to "I hate you"