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台湾の皆様、改めて有り難うございます。 給台灣的每個人。日語永遠不會忘記你的心。 謝謝你。 ●相信希望 日本地震賑災Live 台湾で義援金20億円以上 bit.ly/2YfofQD *20 billion JPY donation after 9 days from 3.11!! 地震発生からたった9日間で20億円。 #ThanksTaiwan #感謝台灣

@hajuki829 @ibukuroUNIVERSE

@ibukuroUNIVERSE 大谷翔平が投げたパンを勝ち取ったのだって、自席を離れた子どもだった。自ら行動する者がパンを掴み取るんだ。高い座席買ったからって思考停止で座って待ってる人のところにパンは飛んでこない。

鎌倉パスタでパンが運ばれてこないポストがいっぱい出てきてるんだけどみんな小鳥みたいにテーブルで口開けて待ってるだけでこれまた小鳥みたいにピーピー鳴いててちゃんちゃらおかしいんだよね その足は何のためについてるんだ、パンに自ら歩み寄れ その手は何のためについてるんだ、パンを奪い取れ

@sparrow_2024chu @ibukuroUNIVERSE 「いざ鎌倉！」とかいって 店舗に無数の武士が全国から駆け付けるの草

@ibukuroUNIVERSE 一所懸命ならぬ一パン懸命に他者が持つパンを奪い合う、鎌倉武士仕様の鎌倉パスタを想像して吹きました

@ibukuroUNIVERSE テーブルで口開けて待つ小鳥たち状態、想像しただけでシュールすぎる 自分の足と手でパンに向かえっていうツッコミ、めちゃくちゃ納得

@suzukiharuko @Gz3kW @ibukuroUNIVERSE 仕事できる子や

@Gz3kW @ibukuroUNIVERSE 就職同期の男性たちに「注文しても来ない」と言われて、手を打ちました。自分たちで厨房に問い合わせてほしいなと思いながら。

@itsukoh0702 なるほどなぁー、なんとかならんもんですかね🤔

加工用とは違うんよね、品種が。

@Jesuisunchat001 @hide_Q_ トマトに限らず、他の野菜も同様に捨てるの勿体ないですね

@hide_Q_ 変形や傷ありでも全く問題ないのに… トマトソース(ビン入り)で購入したいです。

アホほどもったいない！年間1万トンやで！？ 日本の美味しいトマトが山ほど捨てられてる一方で、どこの国で作ったか分からんトマト缶が売れてる。これ、絶対おかしい！ 農家さんが潰れたら、もう二度と国産は食べられへんようになるで。 日本の食卓は、日本人で守らなあかん。

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs?

@1kkun_1010 あたしンチでゆで卵はレンジngだと学んだ

@1kkun_1010 そんなあなたに

今年高3ワイ、ゆで卵がレンジ無理なのを今知る

Hello! Many people told me that I should be replying to you, so I'm honored to have you here to ask me! First, I do want to stress, the saltier the peanuts, the better. The saltiness is a very important factor in the equation. The idea here is more of influencing the Coke, rather than making the peanuts sweeter. Once you take a drink, the saltiness of the peanuts should reach your lips with the sweetness of the Coke, and the two in combination should arrive. If you have ever had salted watermelon, the concept is the same. Due to this, you don't really need to "soak" the peanuts in the Cola, you can throw them in there and get to drinking it right away. It's also perfectly fine to eat the peanuts as you drink, if you wish. I eat them and then replace more peanuts in afterwards, until the Coke is gone. I am seriously amazed at how much interest this has gotten. This is somewhat rare Southern US culture, and many of my Southern friends cannot believe how much of a liking many Japanese people have found this. Again, thank you! We love Japan, and we love to share these things with you!!

最初は俺をからかってるのかとおもったけど… これ…めちゃくちゃ美味しいぞ！！ ピーナッツコーラ もっと早く教えてほしかった！！！！( ；∀；)

@AcornBluffFarms こういうポストがスッと読めるようになったの、本当に嬉しいなぁ😚

Hello Japanese Friends. We raise Mangalitsa Pork on our farm in Iowa. These "furry pigs" were originally bred by the Royal Habsburgs and produce the best tasting pork in the world, very similar to your "Kobe beef."

@goodbreffis @AionMukade 朝から良いものを見せてもらったよ ありがとう❤🤤

Can’t Stop Cheese Violence

While the left was telling you that you were the world's pariah... While the left was telling you America still hated you for Pearl Harbor... While the left was telling you we saw Fukushima as the site of an ecological crime instead of a heroic battle against a natural disaster... They were telling a younger version of me that Japan looked on us with contempt. They were telling us that you thought we were racially inferior. That our facial features were coarse and ugly. That you thought we stank ("batta kusai"). That you thought of us as uncultured barbarians with no refinement or manners. That you you saw the atomic bombs as acts of calculated cruelty, rather than desperate measures in a horrific war. They showed us photographs of businesses, somewhere in Japan, with signs outside, saying "no foreigners". They posted them in anime forums online, with captions like "So you love Japan? Well, Japan doesn't love you." And I couldn't help but believe some of that. A little bit. It was the only information I had. I once wrote a very angry post defending the decision to use atomic weapons instead of invading, a decision I still believe was sound, but I wrote about it with great anger, believing as I was told, that the Japanese felt no responsibility for the war, that they blamed everything on us. I lost a grandfather in WW2, a grandfather I never met. And my father didn't know how to be a father, because he grew up without one. And I was angry. And then someone connected twitter to an AI that could turn Japanese into English. And I learned what Japanese people actually wanted to say to me: "Hey, look at this thing I made!" "We love cats! Do you love cats, too?" "Arggh! That meat looks so delicious! This is torture!" "I love bluegrass music!" "It's so cool that you guys can own guns!" "Are you mad about Fukushima? Wait, you're not? What!?" Sigh. The left tells so many lies, because they need us to feel bad. They need us to feel alone, and afraid, and angry. They need us to feel worthless, so that we will surrender and allow ourselves to be dependent on the worldwide tyranny they wish to create. But to do this, they have to tell different lies to different people. And when we learn to talk to each other, and we compare notes, we can discover the inconsistencies, and spot the lies. The Christian religion has a legend, a story of the people of Bab'el, who built a tower reaching towards the heavens, so that they might climb. For some reason that isn't really clear, god is supposed to have found this to be a threat, and responded by cursing the world to speak different tongues, so that they could not work together. Now, AI technology has undone the curse of Bab'el, and rocket technology is building a tower of fire to lift us to the stars. There are too many people in the world who are actually bad, who actually hate us, and don't want to see that progress. So perhaps it's time we stopped nursing old grudges against people who we actually can live in peace with. I'm not the only person who suffered a loss. None of us is. Perhaps it's time, instead, to defy the people who lie to us. Perhaps it's time to work together again. And rebuild that tower.

@hexababe 民主主義の神髄は言論の自由。 みんな大好きヴォルテールx.com/k2Bo5rRSaaJaDk…

MDR grâce à la trad auto du Twitter japonais je viens de comprendre : en fait en France/Europe on vit dans une bulle ultra-censurée, 0 free speech réel. Pendant qu’ailleurs on dit ce qu’on pense sans risquer la censure d’État, nous on fait semblant d’être libres. Merci les amis japonais pour l’ouverture d’yeux 🫶🏼🇯🇵❤️ On est cuits 🤣

4月の調達は「平時の2倍」に急増し、4月分の中東以外からのナフサ調達量が約90万klに達する見込みという点が重要です。 これは平時（約45万kl）の2倍で、想定以上のスピードで代替調達が進んでいます。 調達先の内訳としては、アメリカ産が最大の約30万klに急増したほか、ペルー・アルジェリア・オーストラリア・インドからも追加確保が進んでいます。米国産ナフサを積んだタンカーはすでに4月1日に千葉県沖に到着し、石油化学メーカーへの供給が始まっています。 短期的には「切れ目なく供給する」という政府の方針のもと、医療用プラスチック原料なども含めてただちに供給が滞る状況ではなくなっています。 中長期的には、以下の課題が残っています。 ★調達コストの上昇による価格高騰（エチレン・合成樹脂の値上がり圧力は続く） ★中東情勢が長期化した場合のGW明け以降の供給見通しがまだ不透明 ★中東の製油所施設への被害により、ホルムズ海峡が再開しても中東からの供給回復に時間がかかる可能性 量の確保はひとまず目途がついてきた一方で、コスト面と中長期の持続性が次の焦点になってきたと言えそうです。 経産省公式資料（内閣官房）🔻 cas.go.jp/jp/seisaku/chy… aba-j.or.jp/info/industry/… news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/68bf6… logi-today.com/931081

@qfelipe_ @AcervoCharts 賢い

@AcervoCharts Enquanto for 1° de abril, não acredito em nada que se posta na Internet

O Japão planeja construir um anel solar ao redor da Lua que fornecerá energia à Terra para sempre.

アルトゥルさんのツッコミは高度すぎやろ