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@RocketLeague go fuck yourselves. I’m so tired of being given random teammates who aren’t any higher than gold and then placing me against them plat and up tourney winners. Makes absolutely no sense. I was a fool to have put money into your game just to be fucked over constantly.

@Red_Raph_ @RocketLeague @BMW Message me privately and I’ll add you to a party and gift you some credits this afternoon I gotchu bro

@RocketLeague @BMW My design is so cool 😍😍😍

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@PsyonixStudios fuck you for consistently placing me in matches against high tier plats and low tier diamonds then giving me a teammate with the mechanic skills of a silver… thank you so very much..

@Nephalyte YEP… if @PsyonixStudios doesn’t do something to fix it, I don’t know that I’ll be keeping it.

@RocketLeague @instagram @Twitter Please fucking fix your skilled match making.

@instagram @Twitter Fix your servers

@Cheataah Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot! Chat has been disabled for 4 seconds.

@Treyarch Please fix where the mimics do not spawn for Easter egg. Three games in a row the same gears have sat on the floor where they’re supposed to spawn. Makes it more annoying having to restart over and over again. Bad enough that trapping them like Pokémon is hard.

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@ballsack1234sex @jesus @RealJesusChrist @jesuschrist @jesusofficial @ChristJesus For your most recent, your name is merely nothing my child. All is forgiven