The Austin Oilers

@b00theking @LonelyGoomba L+Ratio

Is it time for Qadree Ollison already?! #BBQ @NAFCFantasy @TheABQRunners

@TheABQRunners This you? 🤔

RT if you think the @OilersAustin should be relegated

@TheABQRunners Sounds like you fired the wrong guy! Solid trade for both parties.

Former Roadrunners GM making BIG moves for the 76ers 😤

@DSM_Raiders @TheABQRunners Unfortunately that is by design.

@TheABQRunners With the amount of points the Roadrunners have put up on the year we’re starting to wonder if you guys even have players..

Keep 😴😴 on us please #RaidFromTheShadows

@NAFCFantasy @DSM_Raiders @CaliRebels @AnchorageFFL @SeaLeathernecks @ElPasoDevils @MontanaWombats Des Moines at number 10 is a joke. The commissioner is a joke. #illegaltanking

Not much change at the top of this week's Commissioner's Top 10. @DSM_Raiders drop all the way to 10 after a loss to @CaliRebels and @AnchorageFFL make their way back in! #NAFC

@TheABQRunners @NAFCFantasy @theBigPlank #freeRuss

@OilersAustin @NAFCFantasy @theBigPlank sir this is a Wendy’s

It’s a great day to FINE THE COMMISIONER #corrupt @NAFCFantasy @theBigPlank

@bvieger @jclayton34 @theBigPlank @MontanaWombats

@OilersAustin @jclayton34 @theBigPlank @MontanaWombats You guys dropped 88 last week. I’m shaking. #OilersHateWeek

Rumors are the @OilersAustin-@MontanaWombats game this weekend will have a halftime performance featuring Wombat superfans @bvieger and @jclayton34. Still unclear what they will be performing

@jclayton34 @theBigPlank @MontanaWombats @bvieger We might have something special up our sleeve as well😉

@theBigPlank @OilersAustin @MontanaWombats @bvieger We’ve always got something special planned for Oilers hate week #WomBATTLE

@jclayton34 @NAFCFantasy @MontanaWombats @ElPasoDevils @TheABQRunners @DSM_Raiders @SeaLeathernecks You’re clearly just jealous because Austin > College Station

@NAFCFantasy @MontanaWombats @OilersAustin @ElPasoDevils @TheABQRunners @DSM_Raiders @SeaLeathernecks Only thing better than seeing the wombats move up is seeing the oilers move down... leathernecks way too high though

Week 9 of the Commissioner's Top 10 is here. USMC and @MontanaWombats take the top 2 spots. Has anyone checked on Julie? Is she okay?

@theBigPlank @TheABQRunners #BBQ

UPDATE: the @TheABQRunners have been brutally MURDERED

@theBigPlank No injuries took place. Our owner is simply built different.

This weekend @OilersAustin owner Ben Tidgren was involved in a backyard grilling accident. Eye witness claims Tidgren "attempted to sit on [grill] while flipping burgers"

@theBigPlank @TheABQRunners What about Bangor?

BREAKING NEWS: Overnight the stadium of the @TheABQRunners burned to the ground. Source of the fire is unknown. Management is scrambling to find a replacement destination for this weekend's game against the the Seattle Leathernecks

Reports are surfacing that @TheABQRunners will not require conventional masks within their stadium after medical experts confirmed that paper bags perform the same function.

@TheABQRunners We’ll loan you some money so you can hire a fact checker.

@OilersAustin Your sparse interaction on Twitter is forgiven. We know the Oilers organization is strapped for cash and cannot afford a social media manager.

Our apologies for forgetting to welcome the new expansion team @TheABQRunners to the league. Clearly we caused some hurt feelings and we want to make things right! #SupportSmallMarkets

What an historic day in the #NAFC! Welcome to Twitter @MontanaWombats and @OilersAustin. Let the games begin!