OneToothTe𝕏an

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@OneToothTeXan I think everyone in the world died today and Chuck is still alive.

@FrankieBuIIshit 👊😜👍 I do what I can.

@OneToothTeXan I see what you did there

It’s okay to retweet me.

why suffer in silence when you can tweet

Stupid app..

Sorry if it's confusing when I un-like your tweets. I'm just practicing for the dislike button.

@CrazyCajunGal Looks like my tooth. Yes, it smiles.

Wanna play doctor ?

@PoisonDeathShot Gotta get past that firmament first...

People waiting to live on Mars and the Moon are going to be profoundly disappointed.

@mrivers55 Yea, same! :(

@OneToothTeXan He was one of my favorite action movie heroes!

Chuck Norris engraved his own tombstone, with his last breath.

@PoisonDeathShot History is fake.

Space is fake. Rockets are fake. Globe earth is fake. Meteors are fake. Gravity is fake. The Moon Landing is fake. Astronauts are fake. Now what?

@janefkndoe Ghey

When you hit the thumbs down you get this, lol so dumb what’s the point

@meangirltish Hah! I did that too.

@OneToothTeXan Doing a little blowing?

Tell me how much you like yard work, without actually telling me...

@UnapprovedMuse Hahaha! Love it.

So totally me…

@mrivers55 Awe! Yea, I complain a lot for not really minding it. It's actually calming. Texas temps and humidity, is what makes it miserable.

@OneToothTeXan I live in an apartment building, wish I had a garden to work in!

Pro- Gun Anti -idiot 🤷‍♀️

@Blackhawks7815 😂😂😂

@OneToothTeXan Time to make a like a tree...