PETE EAST

@Crohniemason17 @zachkaye_afcb Didn't own it until a few months ago smart cunt. Planning permission is underway. And luckily for the fans who can't get a ticket we're always on Sky because we're fucking blinding to watch. How's losing to Portsmouth in the championship feel?

@zachkaye_afcb How many do you hold in your stadium again ?

We live in a world where clubs in the lower divisions who are way worse than us think they can attract better managers or players because they won a trophy in 1940

@danmizen @zachkaye_afcb Consistently in the Premier League for most of the decade.... "wIlL DrOp tO lEaGuE OnE WhErE tHeY BeLoNg" Absolute melt 🤣

@zachkaye_afcb When Bournemouth get relegated they will drop again to League One where they belong

@Jeskynblog @SkySportsNews Can't have him setting fires in our multimillion pound training complex every time he starts cracking up 🤣🤣🍒

@SkySportsNews Why don't you come for this tactician 😎😊

BREAKING: Bournemouth have an agreement in principle with Marco Rose to become their new Head Coach 🚨

Really glad Coventry got promoted so we can slap them 5-0 and I can give old Monkey hands Richard Keys shit for a week afterwards. Fuck that Gibbon knuckled prick seriously 🤣🍒 #afcb

@SkySportsPL So many bots it's just creepy

BREAKING: Former RB Leipzig head coach Marco Rose believed to be frontrunner to replace Andoni Iraola at Bournemouth 🚨

@slymn1540631 @JacobsBen @alex_crook May as well be on a different planet 🤦‍♂️

@JacobsBen @alex_crook What is his salary, given that he previously refused to coach Al Ahly of Egypt?

More on Marco Rose and Bournemouth. Talks are advanced between the former Leipzig and Dortmund boss and Bournemouth. Parties close to an agreement on terms. Rose is the frontrunner, as revealed with @alex_crook yesterday. Kieran McKenna is also appreciated but viewed as expensive due to his release clause and wage. Whereas Rose is prepared to commit in April, McKenna is focused on Ipswich’s promotion push. Despite links with Frank Lampard, Bournemouth have not made an approach, and the Coventry manager is not looking to leave.🍒

If you were a fan that held your nerve in those early Iraola games where it was a bit messy but you had faith in the long term vision for real football enjoyment, drink this in and give yourself a pat on the back🍒 #afcb

@AddyFi I don't think that's how Bill selects his management "right shoes and socks off lads" 🤣🤣

Going back to Eddie Howe is like going back to an ex you had great memories with but you tried 2 times & want to move on with your life but she’s just sexy with nice toes you enjoyed sucking. You both said you’d date other people but the sexual chemistry between you is too good.

@talkSPORT The Bournemouth fans agree with the beetroot coloured alcoholic 👍🏻

Alan Brazil tells Kieran McKenna not to leave Ipswich for Bournemouth job #Echobox=1776257988" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/football/41869…

@JRPG_me @talkSPORT Look how far you had to go back 🤣🤣🤣 Here's a good one

@PETEEAST3 @talkSPORT

🚜 Brazil: "Bournemouth are not bigger than Ipswich! What have Bournemouth won!?" 😬 McCoist: "Ooooo... we've touched a nerve!" Alan Brazil was fuming with the suggestion that #AFCB are a bigger club than #ITFC as Kieran McKenna is linked with the Cherries job! 👀

@PeterCrowhurst @talkSPORT @DavidMann25 And Henry Viii had 6 wives. You can remember them by divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived. Sorry thought we were doing history lessons. We didn't own our ground you can't put an extension on your rental property 👍🏻

@talkSPORT @DavidMann25 Alan absolutely spot on. Bournemouth have a capacity of about 13,000 and have never won anything significant. Town have a 30,000 stadium. They have won what is the Premier League now. They have won the UEFA Cup and The FA Cup.

@Jonatha26695297 @talkSPORT Based on what other than a stadium we couldn't expand because we didn't own it 🤣 the catchment area of Bournemouth is huge and there's a waiting list to get tickets. After our expansion we will start showing everyone the clubs not as small as people think.

@talkSPORT Coming from a complete neutral. This shouldn’t even be a debate. Bournemouth have done really well these last few years but they’re a very small club. Probs league 1 size. Honest opinion👍🏻

@kevinpatrick70 @talkSPORT We only bought the ground back last year and we are going through planning permission you spud 🤣🤣🤣

@talkSPORT Bournemouth aren't even the biggest club on the south coast ,Pompey and saints are,until Bournemouth get bigger crowds than 10k they never will be ...why haven't they expanded their stadium yet they have amassed enough £ by now surely.

@JRPG_me @talkSPORT Someone's bitter they always get drawn against us and dumped out of every cup it seems.

@talkSPORT I'm a Norwich City and even I can agree that Ipswich are a far bigger Club than bloody Bournemouth ffs

@BarryBagshaw @richardajkeys Which one the one with cancer he cheated on or his daughters friend he married after cheating on his other wife it's so hard to keep up with old monkey hands.

@richardajkeys Richard's own wife recently referred to him as an adult toddler. She's bang on.

I’ve just read Frank Lampard is on a 3-man short-list for the Bournemouth job. I’ve checked the date & it’s not April 1. So what could it be then? Seriously? I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂.

@richardajkeys Fuck me Monkey hands is back. Not had enough abuse from us yet you fucking sex pest.

@FootyAccums HAHAHAHAHA Hold on, Hold on..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. ... FUCKING HA 🤣🤣

Crystal Palace have made a multi-million pound offer to Andoni Iraola, to become their new manager in the summer. [Marca] Should he take the job? 🤔

@DeadlineDayLive Nobody is after fat Frank he can stay at the 8th best club in the Midlands or whatever they are 🤣🤣

🚨 Coventry City’s Frank Lampard is on the three-man shortlist for the next Bournemouth manager after Andoni Iraola announced he will leave the Cherries at the end of the season. The shortlist: 🇪🇸 Íñigo Pérez — Rayo Vallecano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Frank Lampard — Coventry City 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kieran McKenna — Ipswich Town (Source: @TheiPaperSport)

@ABFlorida21 @DeadlineDayLive I don't know maybe because Bournemouth are better on every metric. We don't want fat Frank though so it's fine lol 😂

@DeadlineDayLive Why would he leave Coventry for Bournemouth. Not going to happen

@graham_ccfc @DeadlineDayLive Down grade 🤣🤣🤣 absolute nonce comment

@DeadlineDayLive As if either Lampard or McKenna who both manage PL bound clubs with home crowds x3 bigger than Bournemouth would downgrade.