Périférret

my only regret in life is not being able to watch myself perform Nugget in a Biscuit live

I don’t know what these guys are talking about, But he actually did buy this website and do that that’s hilarious

@ag_0012 🖐️ Crime is punishable by law on both sides. If Republicans did it there wouldn’t even be a debate or trials… we should treat Democrats the same way

RAISE YOUR HAND!!

Californian political logic: “If we take what is legally called election fraud and change our laws to legally allow it, it can no longer be called fraud here and therefore all of it that gets committed we can say ‘no fraud happened and you can’t prove any did.’”

@alx Califraudna. Failifornia. One of those puns works. Maybe both.

How about no

@sarahtexe IN-PERSON. Early voting possible, but NOT late voting and NOT late counting and NO MAIL (unless, perhaps, it can be PROVEN the voter has a disability)

Do you?

Democrats are trying to ruin America!

Woke people want you to believe you can’t define “woke.” (You can. It’s easy. The definition is “modern democrat” and the longer definition is “gay trans clown-haired nose-ring-wearing communist anti-American entitled dirtbag who really really hates children for unknown reasons and never goes an hour without thinking about why they hate Trump for making America safer”) But by their “you can’t define it” logic, woke doesn’t exist because if you can’t define it then it doesn’t exist — which would mean they don’t exist, which would mean their views and policies don’t exist, which would mean LGBTQ, abortion-pushers, trans, all that crap, does not exist according to their own logic. Honestly I actually kind of like their logic. Sucks it’s just like all their other logic and isn’t actually reality.

@AW_vegeta_fan @Connor27331524 @sarahtexe Wow you used an image in your comment you must be so smart lol

@Connor27331524 @Periferret @sarahtexe they dont know

Sleepy Joe was bad but Obama was by far our worst president!

🚨Lies. Disinformation. Censorship. That was Fauci's playbook.   On her final day as DNI, @TulsiGabbard is executing POTUS’ priorities and taking on the Deep State, delivering on @HawleyMO’s COVID Origins Act of 2023 and exposing the truth the American people were denied under the previous administration.

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth. odni.gov/index.php/news…

Me: *puts down Terro ant bait on front porch* Social Media, probably: “I can’t believe anyone would surrender to ants like that, what a pathetic weak idiot, haha”

@Connor27331524 @sarahtexe One really weird thing it seems like all woke “people” have in common is nose rings. Not everyone with a nose ring is woke, but from what I’ve seen at least, everyone who is woke has a nose ring. I have NO idea why. It’s so ugly.

@Periferret @sarahtexe Ok the word woke is thrown around a lot. What the hell does it even mean?

@Connor27331524 @sarahtexe Democrat, basically. lol