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I could never be a #rockstar I have a feeling my 10:30 bedtime would get in the way of the #drugs #guitars and #sex

@LukeBarnett @jonnybernthal That whole episode was f’in phenomenal

I know everyone is taking, for good reason, about Jamie Lee Curtis’ performance on The Bear, but can we acknowledge for a second just how fucking good Jon Bernthal is. Jesus. Let it rip.

I’m doing it. I’m signing out of #twitter and deleting the app. #threads from here on out.

@GaTaGED I think I’ve been trying haha

Love Me like Jayda Love 2Pac ❤️

@ClintOCoast Hahahaha

Just a little update from @paramountplus' quarterly earnings call today... 1/7

@GaTaGED I love a good kitchen island.

When they ask Me how I’m living. I say living the dream

In case you haven’t heard, it’s #selfTapeMay

@MaloneComedy 🤣🤣🤣

@hellodarnell NOOOOOO

@MaloneComedy Hahahah

When the person who is in charge of servicing your car, wants to service you, man does the job get done faster. 🛻

@GaTaGED @DaveOnFXX CAN’T WAITTTTTT

4/5/23 @DaveOnFXX

You’ll know it’s really love when you’re truly happy to pick them up from #LAX #eternallySingle

It’s hailing in Southern California right now. #pasadena to be specific

@KLoeffler For sexual assault?

It’s not controversial to honor the first black Supreme Court Justice from Georgia. RT if you agree: Justice Thomas deserves a statue at our state capitol! ajc.com/politics/polit…

@TheAlanShane @chelseahandler It’s f’in hilarious right? #childFreeWomanRightHere 😭🤣🤣

@chelseahandler Weird conservative men are losing their shit in these mentions.

Just another day.

@TheJaredMonroe @chelseahandler I’ve chosen not to have children and I have immense amounts of joy. Kids do not equate to joy for everyone.

@chelseahandler If you want to live a meaningless life void of courage and joy, that’s your right. But stop selling it to kids and young adults as if you’re happy with your life choices. You’re not. And most of us know it.

@AJDelgado13 @chelseahandler These parents are so offended! It’s not an attack on them, she’s make a joke about her choice to not have children, which just as they had the right to have them, she has the right to not.

@chelseahandler Why are so many virtue-signaling conservatives on here attaching her for this video? She doesn't/didn't want kids. That's her choice. Y'all prefer the women who pop out kids (often to keep a husband), pawn the kids off on a nanny, and are shitty moms? That's good for society?

@chelseahandler @TonjaStidhum Phew these men can’t handle women having freedom and the ability to do what they please! Nor can they take a joke 🤣🤣😭

@whatthatbethdo Have you ever actually listened to his show @ArmchairExpPod he is incredibly empathetic, vulnerable and honest. The whole show is about connecting with a myriad of ppl on a deep emotional level, and lifting them up and celebrating. I don’t find one generic thing about that.

Dax Shepard is trending. He’s not dead or getting divorced or anything… he’s just a generic white guy that looks like other generic white guys.