No good at this

Easy going and fun to be with #MyPetsTinderProfile

The story we don’t lock our doors in Canada is a myth. Or course we lock them, there are Americans about.

Maga is trying out a new slogan; Canada Under Nazi Trump God they suck at marketing #lunchpun

Twitter down, thousand of bots flood into the streets, spewing lies and finding out no one cares outside this hellscape.

@JasminLaine_ Translation: I’m one of these mind numbingly stupid propaganda bots Elon seems to love so much. Notice I don’t say what I’m seemingly prevented from saying. Probably because I’m full of crap.

You know what would be so cool? If Canada had laws protecting freedom of speech

@Concern70732755 Translation: Part of my mission is to make sure you don’t trust any news. Makes pushing the endless bullshit I have to offer seem more believable, which it is profoundly not.

Who agrees ? 🤚 🤚 !!!

I’m starting to think this site is nothing now but propaganda and lies. The signs are subtle but there if you look for them 😜

Fluffy bunnies are evil Little puppies are bad Next on the list is Canada Maga obeys so says Vlad. #lunchpun

@RosieRocks29 Translation: I’m a bot. Obviously. 99% chance I’m not Canadian. Not even close. I’m just a propagandist, like my name doesn’t scream that.

I'll start buying Canadian goods when the Liberal government starts buying Canadian oil.

That Trump has managed to turn Canada into an enemy of Maga, and that they’re going along with it lock step, shows they have a cultish hive mind. Hilarious if it wasn’t being used to harm an entire country.

Elon and Trump’s bots want Canadians to lose hope, to do nothing, to blame themselves. Ignore them, it is just mindless propaganda.

#ItDoesntTakeMuchTo kick a bot in the balls. That they have none is a technicality.

@ztisdale Translation: I’m a bot. As a propagandist I’m remarkably amateurish. Embarrassing so. This has no basis in reality which is required on X, but dear god this is pathetic

Canada used to be famous for hockey, politeness, and maple syrup. Now, Canada is known for communism, rudeness, and stupidity. And I think all three of those things are interconnected. Marxism is an ideology based on hatred and jealously. No wonder it destroys countries.

@AreOhEssEyeEe Translation: I’m a bot and not Canadian. Not even a little. My ultimate goal is to make you think an American takeover of Canada is a good thing. All sunshine and roses. Bunnies leaping through fields. Ignore the schools shooting and medical bankruptcy. Forget. Forget.

Imagine having a Prime Minister that is so childish that he promotes booing the American anthem. Oh wait, we don't have to imagine because it's our Prime Minister... This country's leadership is an embarrasment.

@Christy4Change Translation: Can you believe I’m trying to get you to buy this bs. I’m not Canadian, but clearly a bot with an AI image. I’m a 2nd rate propagandist who message would only be believed by children and Maga.

Dear Canadians, Donald Trump is not your enemy. The people taking more and more money from you to change the weather while they fly around in jets are. AKA: our own government

Donald Trump’s war on Canada continues. Elon’s legions of bots are unified in their anger Canada would dare push back against the raving of the traitorous madman that now is in power in the US. A leader who threatens and belittles, how could you not love that?

@viledeity_ Translation: We bots are running out of material. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here folks

Maybe all this canadian hate for the US is envy.

@Concern70732755 Being less treasonous today I see. Well good, everyone needs a break

Now is the time to : 1) lower interest rates 2) reduce income taxes 3) eliminate the carbon tax 4) reduce HST 5) reduce the capital gains tax Your thoughts ?

@AntonioTweets2 Translation: I’m a child, equating 2 very different events because I want to have a public tantrum. Oh, and I’m a bot.

I will not support Canadian anything. Nobody supported me and the Freedom Convoy other than real Canadian patriots. So no. Fuck you and your “let’s buy Canadian Bullshit” 🇨🇦

@Riley_Gaines_ Translation: This is rhetorical nonsense, sprinkled with the mandatory religious icing. Serves 6 Maga.

I hope it's now clear that their plan was to destroy this country. Donald Trump shattered their plans. Praise God.

@clara_winslow @krassenstein Translation: I’m an asshole, one of Trump’s gimps.

@krassenstein I hope Trump doubles them.

BREAKING: As The WH suggests they may reduce some Canadian Tariffs, Canada says that they will NOT end recent tariffs unless ALL Trump tariffs are lifted. It seems like Trump is starting to regret his tariff implementation already, and Canada isn't having