Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV

@PuppetComede

Home of Puppet Comedy. Facts about Puppets every day. You will enjoy it. (MOSTLY PARODY)

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·26 Oca

PUPPET COMEDY FACT: A "muppet" is a random genetic mutation that could happen to any individual of any species. Traits vary and can include anthropomorphism (for non-humans), skin made out of felt material or antron fleece, varying height, plastic eyes, fuzz, or fur.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·17 Mar

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·6 Mar

In response to recent trends, we are considering having a CEO eat one Muppet.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·2 Mar

@tabbylemons You become felt

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tabby 😼@tabbylemons·2 Mar

@PuppetComede what if i ate some of them

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·2 Mar

Be on the lookout for the brand new PUPPET PRESSED COIN. The newest currency, made entirely out of felt and copper. Acquire all of your favorite Puppet merchandising using them. You WILL spend.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·28 Şub

@calvinbrain97 @hulu @DisneyPlus @NintendoAmerica We will consult. The Malcolm NoLastName family owes The Frog a favor after He provided the Sesame Street theme for the episode "MALCOLM'S GIRLFRIEND."

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Calvin Brain@calvinbrain97·28 Şub

@PuppetComede @hulu @DisneyPlus @NintendoAmerica Use your connections to The Rat

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Calvin Brain@calvinbrain97·28 Şub

ooOOOOoooh you want to drop a trailer for the show now sooo bad ooOOOOoh @hulu @DisneyPlus @NintendoAmerica @PuppetComede

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New look at the ‘MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE’ sequel series. (Source: @Collider)

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Muppet Facts@DailyMuppetFact·21 Şub

Muppet fact: you're now a muppet

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·23 Şub

@zachwoliner He has since received some restorations

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Zach Woliner@zachwoliner·22 Şub

@PuppetComede I hate his deflated nose. Couldn’t they at least refurbish that before putting him on display?

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·22 Şub

Withered Fozzie.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·21 Şub

Be wary of these brand new slop Puppet toys. You will NOT find any enjoyment out of these artificial toys. We intend to hunt down every one of these figures and melt them into a fine liquid via the Aluminum Tank. Do NOT purchase. Do NOT play. Do NOT collect. Resist.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·20 Şub

It looks like quite a few people may be headed for the Aluminum Tank...

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PUPPET COMEDY FACT: These are separate individuals. They are NOT one in the same. Kermit entered our realm in 1955 while the creature known as "Wilkins" entered our realm in 1957. They are not related, nor is Wilkins an earlier form of The Frog. Cease this misinformation.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·20 Şub

@vulturemilk They go far beyond mortal beings

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Martyr Supreme@vulturemilk·19 Şub

@PuppetComede I like the use of the phrase "entered our realm" as if Muppets are eldritch entities

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·20 Şub

@Weatherwalks @JohnMoreyAuthor Do not challenge the authority of Kermit's personally endorsed-Factoid account. Strike one.

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V̸ɛʀʂɑτɪʟɛ V̸ɛʂpɛʀτɪɴɛ@Weatherwalks·20 Şub

@PuppetComede @JohnMoreyAuthor I guess you haven't seen the commercials for Wilkins Coffee.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·19 Şub

@MaiHwa_ @Handsome_Lad42 Correct.

Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede

PUPPET COMEDY FACT: Most Muppets’ "ages" have been fabricated for publicity and Elmo is no exception. Elmo is not three and a half years old, as he actually is 4,200 years old. His parents are only 25 years older than him.

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Wyyya@MaiHwa_·19 Şub

@Handsome_Lad42 @PuppetComede They don’t age and they’re practically indestructible.

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·19 Şub

@sonic3Dblast2 @Q_Review The most correlation they had is that they were both beings with The Muppet Mutation within their DNA and leading early Muppet troupes. Following a disagreement and war, it did not end well for Wilkins, as Kermit defeated him. It is speculated that he faked his demise, however.

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PUPPET COMEDY FACT: This is not any ordinary tea Kermit is drinking, it's tea with the ashes of Wilkins sprinkled in, who was cremated after a fight to the death with Kermit. There can only be one.

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Critter@sonic3Dblast2·19 Şub

@Q_Review @PuppetComede Kermit cut ties with him after he became famous

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Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV@PuppetComede·19 Şub

@JohnMoreyAuthor x.com/puppetcomede/s…

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PUPPET COMEDY FACT: This is not any ordinary tea Kermit is drinking, it's tea with the ashes of Wilkins sprinkled in, who was cremated after a fight to the death with Kermit. There can only be one.

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