Put Your Phone Away at the Movies!!!
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Put Your Phone Away at the Movies!!!
@PussInGroots
“Gosh I love movies!” -Keanu Reeves

the kind of edgy jokes the woke media is too afraid to make these days

New behind the scenes look at THE ODYSSEY

Spoiler Alert: Disclosure Day isn't really about aliens or anything like that. It's about magical glow sticks that are never explained or exposited, but comprise the overwhelming bulk of the plot. They also do whatever Spielberg and Koepp need them to do whenever the plot runs aground.

john williams is straight up asleep at the wheel in disclosure day.

Beardless Spielberg can’t hurt you

The dumbest scene in #disclosureday that made zero sense.




DISCLOSURE DAY opens with a scene that looks exactly like this and it transported me back to 2002 like the critic in Ratatouille.



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Spoiler Alert: Disclosure Day isn't really about aliens or anything like that. It's about magical glow sticks that are never explained or exposited, but comprise the overwhelming bulk of the plot. They also do whatever Spielberg and Koepp need them to do whenever the plot runs aground.











