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@AdamRichman @CBSSports ggmu

Hey @CBSSports - Your pre-match coverage has been overwhelmingly about Manchester United. Even the studio background was Old Trafford You do realize there are TWO teams playing today, right? The scrotal tonguebathing is unreal!

@Etsy Please help unfreeze our account. We have all details in there.

@ChipotleTweets Does the app give your stores a way to turn off online ordering when things get overwhelming? Exton store understaffed right now with a ton of folks waiting for orders. Really feeling for the crew facing this.

Not an ice cream cake person but this one from @DairyQueen has completely changed that sentiment.

Currently drinking coffee that tastes like burnt cigarettes. But coffee.

Attention: Taco Bell

Not me. Us.

Trying to make these Boston Cream Bars and have no idea wtf they’re supposed to look like 👀

If you’re making a cookbook, you have to have a photo of every single recipe. It’s a rule.

Thanks Chef 🙏🏼

Update: It worked. 🪄

Think it’s working!

Back on my professor look bs with a pizza shirt from @Pyknic 🍕💀🔪

Small Business: “Where's the f***ing money, shithead?“ SBA / Government: “It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.” #thedude #thebiglebowski

Once your bun rips, does the #hotdog become a sandwich?

@arzE Any chance of a “out of touch” hall & oates cover with @dongstreth on the next TC? Song was on the Sports Authority 2004 in-store playlist.

@davidchang Can’t believe I just sat through all of that.

If this dish was fucking stupid before COVID-19....holy hell

We’re giving away this one of a kind Crosley x Pyknic Cruiser turntable + a $100 Pyknic Gift Card to one lucky winner. Enter via Instagram.com/pyknic today! #donut #food #foodie #giveaway #contest #coffee

2020: you leave your house not in fear of being mugged, killed, etc but with in constant terror that you might do something to become a viral meme.