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In an effort to finally get my desk tidy I have cloned myself. Unfortunately it has only resulted in 4 times the mess.

@qikipedia Douglas Adams called it 'The long dark teatime of the soul'

Word of the Day: SMONDAY (neologism) - a transition from a Sunday to a Monday when you stop feeling as relaxed as on a Sunday and start feeling anxious as if it was already a Monday.

19 today, the legend of Missey continues.

@thebeernut Place could do with a dusting...

Once again, I step into the cold, silent hall where the Golden Pints awards used to take place every year, climb onto the rotting timbers of the stage, and announce my winners to an empty room: thebeernut.blogspot.com/2024/12/end-of…

Public service announcement: today is Friday.

@thebeernut Wow, that's a hell of a reference!

Google Play's "item not found" error brought to you by Tasmin Archer.

Here we go again with another MASSIVE #MatchDaySorted 🥳🎉 Follow & RT for a chance to win: 2x Tickets to Ireland v Argentina match on Nov 15th in AVIVA 4x Pints of @Heineken_IE 2x Match Day Burger Winner announced lunchtime on Nov 13th!

I worked with a chef for years who insisted that a little dab of mayonnaise was the best way to shine your shoes. No idea if it is true or not, I'm very tempted to try.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

This is what the #GalaxyS24 ULTRA can do, it's bloody impressive.

@cathwelsh21 @volcaholic1 Here here!

@volcaholic1 I have a fascination for geothermal 'stuff', volcanoes & earthquakes. Your posts are informative, you always try to make sure what you are posting is real. You add humour where it's possible and...who doesn't like pics of lava!

Why do you follow my account?

Several friends have turned 50 over the last two weeks, I'm beginning to get worried that I might catch it too.

My Dahlias are under attack

@MichaelsCoDub not bad for a starter I suppose, not sure what to have for mains...

@dillontom .... teenager? (Or pre teen!?)

Since when did being a dad become such a bad thing??

There's always one or two that refuse to get with the programme.

@MichaelsCoDub Genuine game changer, best pork belly I've ever produced, good for chips and pastry reheats

Air fryer Useful or destined to be another gadget gathering dust ?

It’s time for #MatchDaySorted 🥳 Follow & RT for a chance to win: 2x Tickets to the Leinster v La Rochelle on the 12th of April at the Aviva 4x Pints of @Heineken_IE 2x Match Day Burgers 1x #MatchDaySorted Winner announced lunch time this Thursday! #leinstervlarochelle

That was tremendous fun, thank you @Herring1967 , almost Blessed level of back and forth with Tommy!

@Herring1967 Dublin too?

Delighted that so many of you are coming to the RHLSTP tour, but don't forget I will be touring with my bollock this year too richardherring.com/ballback/tour

COMPETITION!! - tr.ee/zy1lDoL0IX