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Uncle Sam
@QuestionCT3
Iron from Ice . Black Wookiee .
sic parvis magna 参加日 Mart 2023
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good because he's not getting one anytime soon. also quite funny for him to say something like that after one of the most desperate and embarrassing oscar campaigns in recent memory
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥 Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆
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American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?
Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.
American: Oh. What did he say?
Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book
American: ...The law of love?
Nigerian: I guess
American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?
Nigerian: Hmm... at times.
American: What do you mean "at times"?
Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.
American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?
Nigerian: Mm... nah.
American: What do you mean "nah"?
Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.
American: Hold on. The prodigal son?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?
Nigerian: Something like that.
American: So you guys aren't doing anything?
Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.
American: Okay. What are you doing?
Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.
American: You're... rehabilitating them?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Not prosecuting them?
Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.
American: WTF WTF WTF
Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry
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This punk ass ngga would never in his life talk to these players like this to they face
Hater Report@HaterReport
DE’AARON FOX
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@chicagobulls Yall gone be talking about those banners till Jesus comes
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Dem no worst reach Chinese people 😭 when I dey work for CCECC guy dem dey smell wetin no good 😭
Greg fourtwenty🥦@broccoliboygreg
Oyinbo de bath once a week😭😭
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Africa will never grow until we boycott these neo-colonial institutions like IMF.
Coinvo@Coinvo
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue. Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.
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