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Happy Pick yo daughter up Thursday to all those who celebrate

I just need one more concussion to unlock full enlightenment

Lana Del Rey high on cajun deepdicking: whoopsy daisy yoohoo!

On my run this morning a guy yelled "what's the rush?" so I stopped and mooned him.

@A_rich2233 I can't turn it off!!!

@Raelthy Too spicy please cool off

My raw and magnetic sex appeal is completely out of control

There's a Danny DeVito/Arnold Schwarzenegger movie about this

@babybunnerfly They just keep writing 'em.

@djzeidi you're sweeter than pecan pie, emoji boy

@Raelthy Nah I’m good. I like folks that have an edge fr

Men from SoCal and the deep south have an easygoing way about them that the high-strung neurotic yankee and midwesterner can only ape. It's a feature of the climates.

@KlausJennings stealing dorkaloids thnx

@Raelthy We the tru mid Atlantic peckerwoods have a reserved practicality to us totally different from the shtetlbillies in Ny or the upper Midwest sanctimonious dorkaloids

Should I have another cup of coffee and tweak tf out?

@erroneous_input I'm pretty short so probably just two frogs in a trenchcoat

@Raelthy why is this on my tl, the fuck

I'm like a gremlin, you can't feed me too late or I'll start destroying property.

Benicio Del Toro is so hot I'm gonna punch a hole in the wall

@TaoistRonin hayull yeah

awoooooooo

@TaoistRonin no lies

Brutal

You hate illiterate pederast goat rape religion that ruined the Levant? You must be a Jew worshipper. - smartest muzzie on this app

Once a week there's a viral post like "I'll never forgive Trump for firing me from my 6+ figure job where I insulate third worlders from the consequence of their actions"