Fort_Dani

"Are you a tank main" "No I'm a flex player" x.com/Wudus____/stat…

@emibutalsoemi Guess I'll die

i used to think europeans were being dramatic about their heat because it’s normal over here until i actually went to europe

I love dutch culture cause name something better than this

“I don’t remember my childhood.” Lemme guess, you have allergies + you poop weird + you sleep weird + you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly + you’re weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures + you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do + you’re often sad/nervous?

Please!👉👈

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language

i wonder how much cooler id be if i never internalized shame at a young age

Being autistic means coming to terms with the fact I'll never be anyone's first choice

dutch people be like Hoi

The Dutch word for a horse breeder is paardenfokker (paarden = horses, fokker = breeder) and that's all the context you need for this terrible joke... ENGLISHMAN: what do you do? DUTCHMAN: I fok horses ENGLISHMAN: pardon? DUTCHMAN: yes paarden

ngl as someone who live in germany i think it's kinda funny how everyone is literally gagged when an idol is like 179cm, everyones always acting like they're giants

Vagueposting has gone too far man even Re:Zero characters are complaining about it 😭💔